The less you know about a field, the better your odds. Dumb boldness is the best way to approach a new challenge.

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

Everything happens

We need to make a game out of earning money. There is so much good we can do with money. Without it, we are bound and shackled and our choices become limited.

The vision that the founding fathers had of rule of law and equality before the law and no one above the law, that is a very viable vision, but instead of that, we have quasi mob rule.

We have to renegotiate our trade deals, and we have to stop these countries from stealing our companies and our jobs.

You know how some people are - they always feel they have to do things for other people's good, no matter what happens to the other people in the process!

I feel like I'm a filmmaker; I don't feel I need to yell 'action' and 'cut.'

There is an eternal landscape, a geography of the soul; we search for its outline all our lives.

Blacks have no rights - in fact they were three - fifths human according to the constitution to give slave owners more voting rights. So that's African Americans.

True bravery is quiet, undemonstrative.

The urge to write poetry is like having an itch. When the itch becomes annoying enough, you scratch it.