Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it's trying to save its body.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

I’m not sure what’s more worrying. The list of demands or the fact he seems unaware the French stopped using francs in the last century and that Africa is a continent?” - Jerome

I got into comedy so I could stay out all night.

I believe, every day, you should have at least one exquisite moment.

Make an exhaustive list of everything you might do & do the last thing on the list.

I always tell people a clean cooking area is a clean mind which is available for the creativity.

There's no way around it, drama is very difficult to shoot. It's very heavy and something that you carry with you for the course of the day.

We are staying in basic accommodation but it doesn't matter to me, it's all about the experience.

Your weak point is the open, vulnerable place where you can always be hurt. Love, in all its aspects, opens the self so fully.

What a miserable creature man is that he prays in fear to the skies and begs help from the unknown every time he falls down to the ground!

The rest of the world really likes our stuff pretty well. It's just we buy so damn much of what they produce.