I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.

Gratitude is a soul blooming profusely!

Jesus recognized that God within him and became Christ - so did Siddhartha Gautama and became Buddha - so did I - and so can you.

Love is patient, love is kind.

Poverty breeds lack of self-reliance.

When one is engaged in a desperate defense of one's world and its values, nothing can be given away, any breach in the walls might be fatal, every point must be defended to the death.

I could never endorse any candidate because not one of them is saying that which would save America from the Wrath of Allah (God).

You know, I'm a pretty mellow guy. I'm pretty easy-going. I see everyone's perspective.

There's always something special when the service academies play each other that's not in any other game. This is not a regular game, and everyone involved knows that.

But you know what? There's far more pain involved in rolling over, far more pain in hiding.

Leading a human life is a full-time occupation, to which everyone devotes decades of intense concern.