There's no way around it, drama is very difficult to shoot. It's very heavy and something that you carry with you for the course of the day.

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.

Life Sucks,get a helmet

You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into our croissandwich, thank you very much.

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?

Crisis doesn't create character; it reveals it.

Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.

I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.

What firefighters, and people in our military and cops do is separate from what the rest of us do, basically these people say "I'm going to protect all these strangers."

If all our happiness is bound up entirely in our personal circumstances it is difficult not to demand of life more than it has to give.

May your hands be an extension of your heart and may you do the work of love with them.

Don't rely too much on labels, for too often they are fables

Anyone who meditates for a period of time will gradually become more sensitized to all of life.

If you are not already dead, forgive. Rancor is heavy, it is worldly; leave it on earth: die light.

If Diet Coke did not exist it would have been neccessary to invent it.

Two orders of mankind are the enemies of church and state; the king without clemency, and the holy man without learning.

Everyone's God is One.

Learning to read in one language helps us read a second language.

On the very same day that I ordered an iPad 2, I went shopping to buy myself a letter opener. I like to cover all my bases.