I got into comedy so I could stay out all night.

Whiskey will always be a part of my life.

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.

If Mike Tyson was the voice of your GPS, would you ever not use it?

Don't do drugs to be cool, do 'em because you hate yourself.

I've never been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate.

I'm the type of guy where one thing leads to another and eventually it gets awful. If I put a $5 bet on a roulette table tonight at 10 o'clock, by tomorrow at noon I would be running guns to Cuba.

At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota

Hugs are great, but - better than drugs? Come on. Let me put it to you this way: I never drove to Harlem at 4 a.m. to get somebody to hug me.

Well I have a drug history and a public drinking problem and I am not the healthiest guy. So they just ran that I died of a drug overdose.

Some writers aren't writers, they are mere escapees' and refugees' on an exile from the jungle of thoughts.

The Catholics had been in the position of oppressors, and the Protestants of the oppressed

When you cannot answer a skeptic, be content to wait for more light; but never forsake a great principle.

If there is one area where equity is crucial and essential, I think it should be the issue of water.

I am what I am and, you know, I'm a very lucky guy.

There's always been a struggle with filmmakers between art and industry, and you have to find a balance

I never count my money. I think that's your job.

There's no good answer to a question you didn't hear

And that's the way it is.

The work is not simply about an occupation .. but why you are here.