Creed Bratton Quotes

Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name? Creed Bratton.

I’ve been involved in a number of cults both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower but you make more money as a leader.

In case you were wondering, my spirit animal is a duck billed platypus.

No matter how you get here or where you end up, human beings have this miraculous gift to make that place home.

The only difference between me and a homeless man is this job. I will do whatever it takes to survive…like I did when I was a homeless man.

I'm a pretty normal guy. I do one weird thing. I like to go in the women's room for number two. I've been caught several times and I have paid dearly.

I think if you don't have it [desire], you're not going to be pushed into anything. You've got to want to do something.

When I was a teenager, I was in an iron-lung.

I keep busy. That was my nickname in college, 'Iron to the Fire.' I like to keep several things going at once.

Ш'm not cybernaut, this stuff's so foreign to me.

I'm a survivalist and a survivor.

I was with a folk trio back in '63 and '64, and we traveled all across North Africa, Israel, and Europe.

Oh, I steal things all the time. It's just something I do. I stopped caring a long time ago.

I do love to walk around in New York because people will notice me, smile, but they never bother anyone. New Yorkers are very cool. I love New York.

If I write songs and I think they sound good, then that's it. That's what I do. I'm not a technical musician, which is fine for rock and roll.

I love music so much; I've always played.

Women in stores will pull their children away from me sometimes so they won't catch the crazy Creed virus. Other folks are disappointed that I'm not that guy in person.

I still have auditions for independent films. I've been still working.

What does a painter do? You get a painting, you put some intent and passion and emotion into these things, and hope the people will receive it. Same as a playwright. It's art.

I had always planned to be an actor, and the music was just in my DNA, it's always been.

I wouldn't really say I'm a jazz guy, which I'm not.

In my early days, I was about 145 pounds. I was really a starving artist; the poster child for starving artists.

I'm not one of these people who sits down and writes to say I'm gonna write a song about this or that, or a specific subject. The songs actually kind of write themselves.

Playing with my grandfather, grandmother and my parents, I came to music pretty naturally.

I don't want to take myself too seriously. That's my lesson to myself.

Apparently, I don't want to take myself too seriously.

I was a drama major through college.

I don't sit down to write a song, per se.

Honestly, I love stealing things.