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Mario you are a great chef but you look like a homeless James Gandolfini.


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The funniest people I know always seem to be the ones surrounded by darkness. And that’s probably why they’re the funniest. The deeper the pit, the more humor you need to dig yourself out of it.



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I'm embarrassed for us as a free society that we actually want people punished for saying things we don't like.



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What's the name of the birth defect you have, trampled by a horse during the 2nd trimester?



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Why is comedy the only form of the arts where people think they have to agree with or approve the content? You don't walk through a museum with a towel and throw it over paintings you don't like.



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People are dumb and they think that laughing equals cosigning a belief in the ideology, which it doesn't.



I wish I had AIDS so I could bite somebody.

I wish I had AIDS so I could bite somebody.



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I hope you have a miscarriage on a Walmart floor and have the baby's room already decorated.



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I had a three year relationship end. Ever have somebody just freak out on you in a relationship? Things are going great. After three years she wants to run out and find a guy that doesn't hit her.



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Get a in clothes dryer with Magic Johnson and some razorblades.





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