Let's get this started, people. It won't be long before we all lose our minds.

Be unpredictable, be real, be interesting. Tell a good story.

I've always been fascinated by quantum physics and the possibility of alternate realities.

I just...feel like I need to save everyone. To redeem myself.

Just follow me and run like your life depends on it. Because it does.

You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!

I've been shucked and gone to heaven.

Oh, I'm good. Seriously, after all these years, you'd think I would stop amazing myself. But here I am, still doing it.

...You'd think the little part about them supposedly killing us would be the attention getter.

i felt her absence. it was like waking up one day with no teeth in your mouth. you wouldn't need to run to the mirror to know they were gone

Such a display of death - how could it be considered a victory?

The average adult hates being treated like a child, unless it suits them.

The one whose ego of doer-ship in the unfolding karma effect (oodai no garva) is gone

Izzy felt as though she’d wandered into the third act of a play. She had no idea what was going on, but it was unbearably dramatic.

It was a good day to die.I was in love. The house was clean

I am so busy being kind today that I have no time to complain.

It's people with obsessions who do the real harm in the world.

Today, John Kerry announced a fool-proof plan to wipe out the $500B deficit. John Kerry has a plan, he's going to put it on his wife's Gold Card.

Most of the doctors in the Tunisian administration, especially those in country districts, contracted typhus and approximately one third of them died of it

I'm an actress. I'm not putting my life on the line for any great cause. I don't step out too boldly about anything except my children and family.

My father was always getting excited about something. It's genetically inside me somewhere.