Toddler Quotes

Toddler Quote of the day

I definitely look like a toddler. I feel comfortable and I have a lot of fun out there [John Mulaney Show]. And if I were to be extremely egotistical, I'd say I got a tiny bit better.

The cell phone has become the adult's transitional object, replacing the toddler's teddy bear for comfort and a sense of belonging.

Structure is something that calms our nature; we know this of toddlers.

Just because you can thrill a toddler by chewing with your mouth open doesn’t mean you should.

Toddlers can make you feel as if you have violated some archaic law in their personal Koran and you should die, infidel.

Sometimes I think children are the worst people alive. And even if they're not- even if some smiling toddler is as pure as Evian- it's only a matter of time.

Somewhere a woman is praying her toddler wins a beauty pageant. I say this because sometimes people wonder why God lets tornadoes happen.

I think I started toddler gymnastics when I was around 3 or 4, and I began taking it seriously when I was 6.

I learned that buying expensive furniture with toddlers around is pointless.

I've been performing since I came out of the womb. I've been dancing and singing since I was a toddler. Acting seemed like a natural progression from that.

Toddlers are so powerful and so egocentric and teenagers are also so powerful, so egocentric.

The sun was a toddler insistently refusing to go to bed: It was past eight thirty and still light.

Babies and toddlers are mostly what I've been exposed to at this point. I'm hoping parenting just gets much easier after this. It does, right?

Whenever a toddler sees a pile of blocks, he wants to tear it down.

I have a four-month-old and I also have a toddler, so that takes up all of my time.

Love is not shown by giving your toddler a car. It's better demonstrated by clapping as she bangs on pots or singing to her while she plays with her cheap little bath toys in the tub.

Being pregnant and having a toddler, as every parent says, is amazing. You're very tired, but it's so wonderful. God, it's emotional, but it's the best. I wouldn't want to be anywhere else.

What is really special about dogs is they're really similar to even human toddlers.

Time to a writer is like play dough in the hands of a toddler.

The toddler craves independence, but he fears desertion.

The sun was a toddler insistently refusing to go to bed.

You need your rest to feel your best!

It’s Ms. Hilda’s magic drawer! That’s where Ms. Hilda finds everything we need. Crayons, papers, glitters, candies, everything!

This not how you hide, Corin!

We can all share with Nora and then she will have breakfast too!

Although every person makes mistakes, not every mistake makes a person.

It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them.

Our parents would not be ‘The best parents in the world’ (to us) if they were not our parents.

The average adult hates being treated like a child, unless it suits them.

Albert Einstein was never clear if he believed in time travel, but had he raised a toddler, he certainly would have.