If professional wrestling did not exist, could you come up with this idea? Could you envision the popularity of huge men in tiny bathing suits, pretending to fight?

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

Take my books away, and I should be desperate!

When we fulfill any need of the human body, it gives us pleasure. To breathe gives us much pleasure.

I should prefer to have a politician who regularly went to a massage parlour than one who promised a laptop computer for every teacher.

Blair has called Africa 'a scar on our conscience'. It is more. It is the gaping wound of the world's soul.

I always say you've only got one life to live, and you're not promised a tomorrow. So, you might as well just have a good time with it.

Do you know what it's like to like someone so much you can't stand it and know that they'll never feel the same way

I don't follow other players or the tournaments they play. I have my own schedule and do my own thing. I never really think, 'Oh, I want to be or play like so-and-so.' I just like being myself.

I introduced the Transparency in Government Act, a multi-faceted transparency bill that would bring unprecedented access and accountability to the federal government.

That's the first time he had started from the front row in a Grand Prix, having done so in Canada earlier this year.

Once you get your own family clear in your head, whatever your problems are with it. You're better prepared for being an adult in the world.