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Some things are best left a blur. Births and Visa Bills.

But we have to pass the bill so you can find out what is in it, away from the fog of the controversy.

Pass the bill to find out what's in it

I have made it clear that future candidates need to be completely understanding that they will be expected to vote pro-choice on any bills.

I had my electricity turned off three times because I never had time to pay my bills. It was a joke. I'm making a ton of money, and I'm walking around my apartment with flashlights.

The Bill of Life was signed, the Unwind Accord went into effect, and the war was over. Everyone was so happy to end the war, no one cared about the consequences

Do you know you couldn't get a date with a $20 bill taped to your forehead?

The only bipartisanship you ever see is when they finally sign a bill and everybody says, 'Gee, isn't that wonderful?'

More history is made by secret handshakes than by battles, bills and proclamations.

Dreading that climax of all human ills the inflammation of his weekly bills.

There will be statues of Bill Gates across the Third World. There's a reasonable shot that - because of his money - we will cure malaria.

Night life is when everybody says what the hell and you do not remember who paid the bill.

Ten of those Republican incumbents, all of whom voted for the impeachment of President Clinton, are from states that Bill Clinton carried.

Bill Clinton was a liberal who could appeal to conservative-leaning Bubba voters.

This year I hope to introduce legislation that would require Power Administrations to list direct and indirect costs associated with ESA compliance as a line item on customer's power bills.

Drag a $100 bill through a trailer camp and there's no telling what you will find.

A hiker who was lost in a blizzard said he stayed alive by digging a snow tunnel and burning dollar bills for warmth. Today he was offered a job as President Obama's economic adviser.

The Space Shuttle is the most effective device known to man for destroying dollar bills.

Everybody who comes from the gangster life - they want what that man in the suburbs wants. Nice family. Nice house. Nice cars. Bills paid. Kids in school. Food on the table. Nothing more.

Income tax filing and payment day should be moved from April 15th to November 1st so it can be close to election day. People ought to have their tax bills fresh in mind as they go to vote.

I love the stage, I love the process of acting in theatre, but unfortunately, it doesn't pay the bills.

No one ever expects a great lay to pay all the bills.

What birds can have their bills more peculiarly formed than the ibis, the spoonbill, and the heron?

It is doubtful that congress would pass the Bill of Rights if it were introduced today.

Pyramiding instructions appear on dollar bills. Add smaller and smaller amounts on the way up. Keep your eye open at the top.

I opposed the Medicare prescription drug entitlement. I opposed the Wall Street bailout. I opposed the stimulus bill.

I return my tax bill without paying it. My reason for doing so is that women suffer taxation yet have not representation.

What though I cannot meet my bills? What though I suffer toothache's ills? What though I swallow countless pills?

As far as the path of [Bill] Goldberg and all his ultimate success, I don't think any of that was planned. It was all organic. All of it was so different.

Bill Powell is the only intelligent actor I've ever met

Anybody who has doubts about the ingenuity or the resourcefulness of a plumber never got a bill from one.

I'd rather violate every one of the damn conventions and see my bills passed, than sit back in my office, all nice and proper, and watch 'em die.

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.

The truth is, after all the declamations we have heard, that the Constitution is itself, in every rational sense, and to every useful purpose, A BILL OF RIGHTS.

It is my belief that there are "absolutes" in our Bill of Rights, and that they were put there on purpose by men who knew what words meant and meant their prohibitions to be "absolutes."

The single greatest invention man ever conceived in the dollar bill, because I don't want to know the conversion rate for coconuts.

Sir, if you don't pay this bill by the close of business on Friday; we will be forced to disconnect your service.

Even [Bill] Clinton ran on my program of "workfare instead of welfare." Of which I was the first American politician, starting in 1989, who brought that up. And that helped him get elected.

Wars are not paid for in wartime. The bill comes later.

When I die, my epitaph should read: She Paid the Bills. That's the story of my private life.

So, what you can do in Microsoft Word is what Bill Gates has decided. What you can do in Oracle Database is what Larry Ellison and his crew have decided.

As Bill Clinton said so eloquently at the convention, during Vietnam there was a chance to serve; there was a chance not to serve.

Ask Bill [Gates] why the string in [MS-DOS] function 9 is terminated by a dollar sign. Ask him, because he can't answer. Only I know that.

To what shall I liken the world? Moonlight, reflected In dewdrops, Shaken from a crane's bill.

I am very abnormal... But it wasnt very long ago that I wasnt so abnormal. I was very normal and headed for a lifetime of paying medical bills as proof of my normalcy.

Sure, Kill Bill is a violent movie. But it's a Tarantino movie. You don't go to see Metallica and ask the fuckers to turn the music down.

Pride also has a bill! Get ready to pay it!

Vanity should never tempt a player to engage in a combat at the risk of loss of health. It is bad enough to lose without the additional annoyance of paying doctors' bills.

Bills are simply invoices for blessings you've already received. Pay them with gratitude and circulate prosperity.

Before there was Ronald Reagan there was Barry Goldwater, and before there was Barry, there was National Review , and before there was National Review there was Bill Buckley with a spark in his mind.