If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

When the outside intent (other than the intent of Pure Soul, Parbhaav) stops, he attains enlightened bliss of the Self (samadhi).

We have the power to shape our lives, by the way we think. Only that to have a progressive life, we must train ourselves into thinking in a certain way.

Status: the perpetual carrot that entices us from the front and prods us in the back.

Come on, planning a wedding, let's be honest, it's not fun. It's not fun being in a wedding.

We're more than just our job titles or our list of professional accomplishments.

Mankind at its most desperate is often at its best

People love to talk, so let them have fun talking.

We live in a free country. While patriotism is important, liberty of thought and liberty of expression are even more important.

Night is the time to weep,To wet with unseen tearsThose graves of memory where sleepThe joys of other years.

A funny thing happened on the way to the election - I got to the Senate first.