If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.

Learning new things swiftly will help you PROSPER

Clear mind + clear plan = clear outcomes.

Vanity is a weakness. I know this. It’s a shallow dependence on the exterior self, on how one looks instead of what one is.

The seas will continue to rise no matter who gets elected president.

I just want to point out that Warren Harding, The Times assailed his nomination for president.And we can see how effective that was.

I really believe in keeping your canvas very basic and sort of adding the accouterments from there. I look at creating intrigue with outfits through accessories.

Be kinder than necessary.

Even the worthy Homer sometimes nods.

Unix in particular is very poor at network printing.

When you got a group like G-Unit... we sold millions of records, we got a lot of egos.