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Beer Quotes: "Hops are a wicked and pernicious weed."

Hops are a wicked and pernicious weed.



Beer Quotes: "Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve Austin?!??!!?"

Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve Austin?!??!!?




Beer Quotes: "Give my people plenty of beer, good beer, and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them."

Give my people plenty of beer, good beer, and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them.



Beer Quotes: "The greatest minds are capable of the greatest vices as well as of the greatest virtues."

The greatest minds are capable of the greatest vices as well as of the greatest virtues.




Beer Quotes: "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.



Beer Quotes: "I'm not God but if I were God, ¾ of you would be girls, and the rest would be pizza and beer."

I'm not God but if I were God, ¾ of you would be girls, and the rest would be pizza and beer.



Beer Quotes: "A good local pub has much in common with a church, except that a pub is warmer, and there's more conversation."

A good local pub has much in common with a church, except that a pub is warmer, and there's more conversation.




Beer Quotes: "I don't think I've ever stepped into a gym - they won't let me smoke there. I just thank God Miller Lite isn't as fattening as most beers. If I cut back on beer, though, I'd look anorexic."

I don't think I've ever stepped into a gym - they won't let me smoke there. I just thank God Miller Lite isn't as fattening as most beers. If I cut back on beer, though, I'd look anorexic.



Beer Quotes: "I was never able to have three of four beers. One's too many, and ten just ain't enough. Basically it's the way I've been since high school."

I was never able to have three of four beers. One's too many, and ten just ain't enough. Basically it's the way I've been since high school.



Beer Quotes: "Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live."

Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live.



Beer Quotes: "Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world."

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.



Beer Quotes: "We should look for someone to eat and drink with before looking for something to eat and drink."

We should look for someone to eat and drink with before looking for something to eat and drink.




Beer Quotes: "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day."

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.



Beer Quotes: "I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy."

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.



Beer Quotes: "A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started."

A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.



Beer Quotes: "My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them."

My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.



Beer Quotes: "I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!"

I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!



Beer Quotes: "Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer, and the King does not believe that coffee-drinking soldiers can be relied upon to endure hardships in case of another war."

Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer, and the King does not believe that coffee-drinking soldiers can be relied upon to endure hardships in case of another war.



Beer Quotes: "Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils."

Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils.



Beer Quotes: "Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs."

Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.



Beer Quotes: "Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer."

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.



Beer Quotes: "I was an anorexic, beer drinking, class cutting, doodling, shoplifting, skater chick that was into nature, art class, and the beach."

I was an anorexic, beer drinking, class cutting, doodling, shoplifting, skater chick that was into nature, art class, and the beach.



Beer Quotes: "I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer."

I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer.



Beer Quotes: "Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer."

Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer.



Beer Quotes: "Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is."

Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.



Beer Quotes: "Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world."

Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world.



Beer Quotes: "When Richie Cunningham drank too many beers, his parents sat him down and explained their concerns. If you live on this earth, you find out that we are all the same."

When Richie Cunningham drank too many beers, his parents sat him down and explained their concerns. If you live on this earth, you find out that we are all the same.



Beer Quotes: "No man who drank or smoked could ever come nearer to me than the telephone. I'd say, I won't let you - you nicotine-soaked, beer-besmeared, whiskey-greased, red-eyed devil - talk to me face to face."

No man who drank or smoked could ever come nearer to me than the telephone. I'd say, I won't let you - you nicotine-soaked, beer-besmeared, whiskey-greased, red-eyed devil - talk to me face to face.



Beer Quotes: "Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there's always beer."

Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there's always beer.



Beer Quotes: "How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter."

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.



Beer Quotes: "I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way."

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.



Beer Quotes: "Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser."

Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.



Beer Quotes: "Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion."

Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion.



Beer Quotes: "I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something."

I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.



Beer Quotes: "I never was a crazy liquor drinker, and I don't like beer that much - though I keep the brews at home because my homies love beer."

I never was a crazy liquor drinker, and I don't like beer that much - though I keep the brews at home because my homies love beer.



Beer Quotes: "Everybody is using coffee. If possible, this must be prevented. My people must drink beer."

Everybody is using coffee. If possible, this must be prevented. My people must drink beer.



Beer Quotes: "We could not now take time for further search or consideration, our victuals being much spent, especially our beer."

We could not now take time for further search or consideration, our victuals being much spent, especially our beer.



Beer Quotes: "On victory, you deserve beer. On defeat, you need it."

On victory, you deserve beer. On defeat, you need it.



Beer Quotes: "I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven't had a drink now in 12 years."

I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven't had a drink now in 12 years.



Beer Quotes: "It is better to think of church in the ale-house than to think of the ale-house in church."

It is better to think of church in the ale-house than to think of the ale-house in church.



Beer Quotes: "When a thing has been said and well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it."

When a thing has been said and well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.



Beer Quotes: "Never take ecstasy, beer, baccardi, weed, pepto bismol, vivarin, tums, tagamet hb, xanax, and valium in the same day. It makes it difficult to sleep at night."

Never take ecstasy, beer, baccardi, weed, pepto bismol, vivarin, tums, tagamet hb, xanax, and valium in the same day. It makes it difficult to sleep at night.



Beer Quotes: "Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy."

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.



Beer Quotes: "I'm gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer."

I'm gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer.



Beer Quotes: "I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on."

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.



Beer Quotes: "I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand."

I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand.



Beer Quotes: "There's nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation."

There's nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.



Beer Quotes: "You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are."

You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.



Beer Quotes: "Everybody thinks I drink beer but I actually like cider!"

Everybody thinks I drink beer but I actually like cider!