Whiskey Quotes

Whiskey Quote of the day

There is no such thing as bad whiskey. Some whiskeys just happen to be better than others. But a man shouldn't fool with booze until he's fifty; then he's a damn fool if he doesn't.

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.

Good friends, good whiskey, and good lovin', I want to thank you Lord.

Suggested remedy for the common cold: A good gulp of whiskey at bedtime-it's not very scientific, but it helps.

Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.

I learned you can't drink whiskey and play golf.

Stop your nonsense and drink your whiskey!

Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

No man who drank or smoked could ever come nearer to me than the telephone. I'd say, I won't let you - you nicotine-soaked, beer-besmeared, whiskey-greased, red-eyed devil - talk to me face to face.

I get whiskey bent and hell bound.

My God, so much I like to drink Scotch that sometimes I think my name is Igor Stra-whiskey.

You'll be my glass of wine I'll be your shot of whiskey

God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.

Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities.

But to hear Kennedy when he was grandstanding in front of the McClellan Committee you might have thought I was making as much out of the pension fund as the Kennedys made out of selling whiskey.

Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.

Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey. Whiskey is a slap on the back, and champagne's a heavy mist before my eyes.

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

In those days the best painkiller was ice; it wasn't addictive and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it.

There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others.

When it's third and ten, you can take the milk drinkers and I'll take the whiskey drinkers every time.

Moonshiners put more time, energy, thought, and love into their cars than any racer ever will. Lose on the track, and you go home. Lose with a load of whiskey, and you go to jail.

It is true that whisky improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it.

The light music of whiskey falling into glasses made an agreeable interlude.

Whiskey and beer are all right in their place, but their place is in hell.

Give me snuff, whiskey, and Swedes, and I will build a railroad to hell.

Whiskey will always be a part of my life.

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold.

Whiskey is for drinking; water is for fighting over.

Never delay kissing a pretty girl or opening a bottle of whiskey

Raise up your glasses against evil forces; Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses.

I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.

God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.

I'm a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch but I don't get it. It smells like a girl who didn't shower and just splashed a lot of perfume on.

Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt.

I've been on the whisky diet - I've already lost three days!

I have never in my life seen a Kentuckian who didn't have a gun, a pack of cards, and a jug of whiskey.

We make our own whiskey and our own smoke, too. Ain't too many things these ole boys can't do.

The first time I lose I drink whiskey, second time I lose I drink gin. Third time I lose I drink anything 'cause I think I'm gonna win.

Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.

I drink this [whiskey glass] and I'm just another JBL? you don't get it, I'm not like you. I'm not JBL, I'm CM Punk! Sometimes it's what you don't do that makes you who you are.

There is no such thing as a bad whisky. Some whiskies just happen to be better than others.

Congress allows lemonade to the members and has it charged under the head of stationery-I move also that whiskey be allowed under the item of fuel.

I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco.

Whiskey, like a beautiful woman, demands appreciation. You gaze first, then it's time to drink.

When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.

Whiskey has killed more men than bullets, but most men would rather be full of whiskey than bullets.

Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.

Jazz was born out of the whiskey bottle, was raised on marijiana, and will expire on cocaine.