I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

People who copy you will always be one step behind.

Putting someone down with name calling reveals your own low self-esteem.

Greed is the assumption that it is all for my consumption.

Diet plays in my opinion an important role during pregnancy

Haie! Haie! These were the swift to harry; These the keen-scented; These were the souls of blood. Slow on the leash, pallid the leash-men!

There is a school in Heaven, and there one has only to learn how to love. The school is in the Cenacle; the Teacher is Jesus; the matter taught is His Flesh and His Blood

I'm not trying to do anything too tricky.

It can get boring. Not the playing the songs necessarily, or doing the clothes. You know, you need stimulus.

North and South were equally confident that God was on their side, and appealed incessantly to Him.

You may miss the end of the world, but you definitely are going to have a front row seat for the end of your world.