I never cheated on my wife. I took seriously those vows of celibacy.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.

My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.

I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them.

I've learned that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they'll panic and give in.

People come up to me and say, 'Emo, do people really come up to you?'

Even if you time travel your past, it can't be changed, likewise you can't possibly change your future, it is always the present which matters.

Never lose hope. Never forget the power of intentions and desires.

I am the son of a small and far-away nation and the other laureates have all come from different countries from all over the world and we all were equally received here with signs of sympathy.

Most of the Communists I knew were nice people.

Next to the wonder of seeing my Savior will be, I think, the wonder that I made so little use of the power of prayer.

There is a mighty lot of difference between saying prayers and praying.

Music is extremely intuitive, which acting too in a different way.

Most kids dont get to go their parents wedding.

Forget every touch or sound that did not teach you how to dance

Being a human being is all about experiencing all of the wonders of the world and therefore as an actress, I'm open to any opportunity that may enrich my horizon.