I love shark week, all kids swim for free

When it comes to relationships, I find it best to have two feet out the door

The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard

It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing

Be nice to people on your way up, because you'll land on them on your way down

Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs

Y'know when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain- It's not as easy as it looks..."

Manners without sincerity, is called polite society

Anyone can spin a victory, it's a total loss that demands creativity

If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it?

Patience is learning to take a deep breath while you’re exhaling

Most people on the face of the earth do not know what to do with their time.

Those who fight for social justice and the rights of people will count any other thing as unimportant.

Stop trying to be a magician. The past won’t come back. It likes its safety in memory.

All ideas come about through some sort of observation. It sparks an attitude some object or emotion causes a reaction in the other person.

If you live your life the right way, you work hard, you go about things the right way, eventually something good's going to come of it.

Truth is rare fruit in garden of murder.

I dream of a love that is more than two people craving to possess one another.

The Thames is liquid history.

I had no ambition to make a fortune. Mere money-making has never been my goal, I had an ambition to build.