All ideas come about through some sort of observation. It sparks an attitude some object or emotion causes a reaction in the other person.

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Kilimanjaro is a pretty tricky climb you know, most of it's up until you reach the very very top, and then it tends to slope away rather sharply.

We come from nothing, we are going back to nothing-In the end what have we lost? Nothing!

You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives.

Camelot is a silly place.

I'm having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam and Spam!

Always look on the bright side of life.

We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!

Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock. Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock. Don't bake or baste or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok.

Cordelia: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.Oz: We attack the Mayor with hummus.Cordelia: I stand corrected.Oz: Just keeping things in perspective.

Stereotypes wouldn't be so bad if black people were nicer, in general.

It's hard to believe the life that 'Someone Like You' has taken on. It's proof that people hunger for great songs - and they are open to different interpretations of songs they love.

Even if you're the greatest of all time, people are not just going to give it to you. It's a great lesson.

My feeling is that contracts should always be honored. ... This is a situation where a legally binding contract is not being honored and that's not right.

Libraries are the wardrobes of literature.

Oh sirs, deal with sin as sin, and speak of heaven and hell as they are, and not as if you were in jest.

Unemployment is sky-rocketing; deflation is in our future for the first time since the Great Depression. I don't care whose fault it is, it's the truth.

There is no point in going into a business unless you can make a radical difference in other people’s lives.

You'd much rather act with a pal, someone you know really well. That way, you can cut all the niceties and go right to insulting each other.