I like any cereal. I like the idea of just eating and drinking with one hand without looking.

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

The elevator can take you up to greater heights ONLY IF you take positive action by pressing the button. Greatness in life is all about the right choices you make.

When the heart craved something so forcefully, then reason became nothing but helpless observer.

The best way to destroy the decrepit is to build the glorious.

There's something just so kind of smooth about politicians.

Buddhists believe that you are who you are today is because of who you have been in all your past lives.

Even what those with the greatest reputation for knowing it all claim to understand and defend are but opinions.

No use saying necessity is making a mistake.

I would read. I would explore

I know very well about the necessary level of reserves of the Central Bank as well as the purpose.

A dog, for me, it's not just getting a dog. I couldn't leave him at home. I'm looking for a life partner and I'm not ready. I'm not emotionally mature enough.