I have a lot more things to talk about now because I'm an adult.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.

My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.

I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them.

I've learned that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they'll panic and give in.

People come up to me and say, 'Emo, do people really come up to you?'

ScrapsThe scraps from the meal of the Emir are larger than the gifts of halwa from the merchant. Timur Fazil

There is something beautiful about all scars of whatever nature. A scar means the hurt is over, the wound is closed and healed, done with.

The greatest warriors fight not for crowns and splendor, but for love.

You ought to travel on your own path.

One becomes all encompassing (sarvasva, the work is completed), when one can see the world as completely faultless (nirdosh).

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful.

We need to put strong Democratic pressure on President Obama in the name of poor and working people.

I don't think it's the case that 'posh actors' get more work than others.

Expect great things from God, receive great things from God. Expect little from God, receive little from God.