Relationship Advice For Men Quotes

Relationship Advice For Men Quote of the day

Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too.

By the time you become an expert at marriage, it is too late to start a new one.

Love only knocks on your heart’s door when certain it has the right address.

Passion stimulates you, love intoxicates you, marriage sobers you, and parenthood tries you.

The most expensive jewels are not found around our necks, but in our hearts.

If a man treats you like a princess, he deserves to be your king.

If the final chapter of your life story is written by love, you are guaranteed a happy ending.

They gave me a thousand reasons to leave you, but I found a thousand and one reasons to be with you.

If you want the most beautiful fish in the sea, make sure you have the most appealing bait.

A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible.

Men like to borrow kisses because they know they will have to pay them back.

Never set fire to a bridge while you are still crossing it.

All women desire one simple quality in their partner, which is understanding.

There are many fish in the sea, but never let a good one swim away.

An intelligent man only argues with his wife when she has lost her voice.

Falling in love with a woman’s body is lust, with a woman’s mind is sense, with a woman’s heart is virtue, and with a woman’s soul is wisdom.

The world’s most lethal venom is not found on the tongues of serpents, but on the tongues of a disgruntled wife.

Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you.

Passion gives you what you want, lust gives you what you desire, but only love gives you what you need.

If God had a wife He would be in just as much trouble as any man.

An angry wife can be more frightening than an army of disgruntled soldiers.

Staying in an unhealthy relationship that robs you of peace of mind, is not being loyal. It is choosing to hurt yourself mentally, emotionally and sometimes, physically.

If you sweep a woman off of her feet, make sure your character is strong enough to keep her in the air.

When a woman wants your attention, she uses her smile. When she wants your wallet, she uses her charm. When she wants your heart, she uses her touch. When she wants your soul, she uses her kiss.

If a woman tells you how terrible she looks, sincerely deny it, even if you agree.

A thousand ways to please your wife boil down to two words: “Yes, dear.

A kiss a day keeps your wife's wrath away.

Ask your wife for forgiveness, even when you’re right.

If God had a wife, He would be in trouble too if He dodged His chores.

The fastest way to end an argument with your wife is to admit she’s right.

When love intoxicates your heart, it is difficult for your soul to remain sober.

GPS has saved countless relationships because us men do not like to ask for directions. Now if women could only come with relationship GPS we would be one step closer to world peace.

The path to marital bliss is to begin each day with a kiss.

Everyone should have a place in your heart, but only a special few should have a place in your life.

Marry your friend, and you will be reasonably happy. Marry your lover, and you will be abundantly happy. Marry your soulmate, and you will be infinitely happy.

The greatest warriors fight not for crowns and splendor, but for love.

Love sets you free the moment it arrests you.

The best couples share the load, divide the grief, and add to the peace, thereby multiplying joy.

The only place you will find love before sacrifice is in the dictionary.

If you choose money over love, you will always be poor.

A kiss is the easiest thing to throw at someone because its weight is love.

Time stops when you are in love, even as you age.

Diamonds are a girl's best friend until love introduces her to her soulmate.

A wife who discomforts you with truth is better than a mistress who massages you with lies.

Don't downgrade your dreams to upgrade your relationships.

If he's not a wreck without you, you married the wrong man.

The distance between you and the door when you have had enough of your spouse is love.

To patch up a relationship, understanding is the needle, and love is the thread.

The ocean has limits, but true love does not.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, not the mirror.