I don't think that comedians have a tradition of trashing the next generation.

This whole urban rap thing needs to be pulled back some. The ghetto is being glorified, and there's nothing good about the ghetto except getting out of one.

Black people drink lots of beer. However, you won't see us skiing down a mountain for one, or see us diving for Frisbees on concrete for one.

Originality is never embraced as quickly as the commonplace.

Very few blacks will take up golf until the requirement for plaid pants is dropped.

Don't try to give a funny opinion; give your opinion in a way that will be funny.

Bombing teaches you how badly you want to become a comedian. Because unless it's a burning desire, you'll quit when the consistent bombing becomes too much to take.

If I'm crisp and economical in my delivery, have smooth transitions, movement and animation, and flights of fancy, that would get me an A.

When I saw a sign on the freeway that said, "Los Angeles 445 miles," I said to myself, "I've got to get out of this lane."

You can't wait forever for an audience to get the joke, but you should give them at least two seconds to join in before you go on to the next one.

I advise treating the studio audience like a nightclub audience because that's the reason you're doing television - to get them to come see you in a nightclub.

I LOVE YOUDon't just 'think' it. Say it before it's too late - The burden of regret is a heavy cross to bear

God can accomplish more through one message in the fulness of the Spirit than through hundreds given in the energy of the flesh.

Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

For the first week of the Sian events I was a first aid worker in the streets of Sian.

I’ve had so many knives stuck into me, when they hand me a flower I can’t quite make out what it is. It takes time.

The bottom line in all of it is that, in life, it's all about people.

What I know is you can't go back. You can't press delete and re-key your life.

People are going to say what they say. I know sometimes I say things; I offend people.

Nobody is surprised that women writers accurately represent male characters over and over again, no doubt because everybody knows that women understand men much better than vice-versa.

Before you're famous it's stuff that seems like it'd be really cool, but once you get it, you realize it's not bad, but it's kind of hollow and meaningless.