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Pants Quotes: "You want The Next Big Thing? Let me take my pants off!"

You want The Next Big Thing? Let me take my pants off!




Pants Quotes: "McMahon 3:16 says 'I just pissed my pants!'"

McMahon 3:16 says 'I just pissed my pants!'




Pants Quotes: "If I don't have anything to do all day, I might not even put my pants on."

If I don't have anything to do all day, I might not even put my pants on.



Pants Quotes: "Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."

Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.




Pants Quotes: "What passes for investigative journalism is finding somebody with their pants down - literally or otherwise."

What passes for investigative journalism is finding somebody with their pants down - literally or otherwise.



Pants Quotes: "Women's liberation as a movement makes some valid points. But in the final analysis, it doesn't matter who wears the pants - as long as there's money in the pockets."

Women's liberation as a movement makes some valid points. But in the final analysis, it doesn't matter who wears the pants - as long as there's money in the pockets.



Pants Quotes: "Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty towards anyone who doesn't want to - or can't - join the Big Parade."

Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's so often a prelude to cruelty towards anyone who doesn't want to - or can't - join the Big Parade.




Pants Quotes: "God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants."

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants.



Pants Quotes: "I'd need a good reason to drop my pants"

I'd need a good reason to drop my pants



Pants Quotes: "My style is not that big. I wear heels, tight pants, and I wear diamonds."

My style is not that big. I wear heels, tight pants, and I wear diamonds.



Pants Quotes: "I wish I was born in that era: dancing with Fred Astaire and Gene Kelly, going to work at the studio dressed in beautiful pants, head scarves, and sunglasses."

I wish I was born in that era: dancing with Fred Astaire and Gene Kelly, going to work at the studio dressed in beautiful pants, head scarves, and sunglasses.



Pants Quotes: "When I started skiing my pants were baggy and my cheeks were tight------Now my cheeks are baggy and my pants are tight."

When I started skiing my pants were baggy and my cheeks were tight------Now my cheeks are baggy and my pants are tight.




Pants Quotes: "Drop Pants, Not Bombs. Break Dance, Not Hearts. Draft Beer, Not People. Make LOVE, Not WAR."

Drop Pants, Not Bombs. Break Dance, Not Hearts. Draft Beer, Not People. Make LOVE, Not WAR.



Pants Quotes: "That's a wonderful side effect of leather pants: when you pee yourself in them, they're more forgiving than jeans."

That's a wonderful side effect of leather pants: when you pee yourself in them, they're more forgiving than jeans.



Pants Quotes: "Hell, I don't break the soil periodically to 'reaffirm my status'. I do it because archeology is still the most fun you can have with your pants on."

Hell, I don't break the soil periodically to 'reaffirm my status'. I do it because archeology is still the most fun you can have with your pants on.



Pants Quotes: "There is an old saying: if a man comes home with sand in his cuffs and cockleburs in his pants, don't ask him what he shot."

There is an old saying: if a man comes home with sand in his cuffs and cockleburs in his pants, don't ask him what he shot.



Pants Quotes: "If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt."

If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt.



Pants Quotes: "I met this homeless man who had never owned a shirt in his life. He had taken his pants and worn them as a shirt and I thought it was so creative. He was liberated from the conventions of fashion."

I met this homeless man who had never owned a shirt in his life. He had taken his pants and worn them as a shirt and I thought it was so creative. He was liberated from the conventions of fashion.



Pants Quotes: "It's not about what you did yesterday, it's what you do tomorrow. If you rely too much on yesterday, tomorrow is going to jump up and bite you in the pants."

It's not about what you did yesterday, it's what you do tomorrow. If you rely too much on yesterday, tomorrow is going to jump up and bite you in the pants.



Pants Quotes: "Admitting that Katie had taken too much blood was on par with saying an adult human had pooped their pants or eaten their own boogers!"

Admitting that Katie had taken too much blood was on par with saying an adult human had pooped their pants or eaten their own boogers!



Pants Quotes: "You should spend your money on some nice lingerie. Big wool cotton pants, that just doesn't work. You have to feel sexy."

You should spend your money on some nice lingerie. Big wool cotton pants, that just doesn't work. You have to feel sexy.



Pants Quotes: "Hollywood gives a young girl the aura of one giant, self-contained orgy farm, its inhabitants dedicated to crawling into every pair of pants they can find."

Hollywood gives a young girl the aura of one giant, self-contained orgy farm, its inhabitants dedicated to crawling into every pair of pants they can find.



Pants Quotes: "I don’t show my body for a good cause... if one day in a concert I pull down my pants, I would leave without job to those reporters who say I’m a woman"

I don’t show my body for a good cause... if one day in a concert I pull down my pants, I would leave without job to those reporters who say I’m a woman



Pants Quotes: "Politics is everywhere.. it is in your shirt.. in your pants.. everywhere."

Politics is everywhere.. it is in your shirt.. in your pants.. everywhere.



Pants Quotes: "A man works hard all week to keep his pants off all weekend."

A man works hard all week to keep his pants off all weekend.



Pants Quotes: "Cargo pants freak me out. Too many pockets. I always forget where my wallet is."

Cargo pants freak me out. Too many pockets. I always forget where my wallet is.



Pants Quotes: "When a man wears his pants that tight, they tend to pinch his balls, and that tends to pinch his temper."

When a man wears his pants that tight, they tend to pinch his balls, and that tends to pinch his temper.



Pants Quotes: "If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine."

If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.



Pants Quotes: "Got ants in my pants and I need to dance, so big fine mama, come give me a chance."

Got ants in my pants and I need to dance, so big fine mama, come give me a chance.



Pants Quotes: "I wear the same pants, same shirt and same shoes every day. I learned it from the greats, like Einstein. It's a uniform essentially."

I wear the same pants, same shirt and same shoes every day. I learned it from the greats, like Einstein. It's a uniform essentially.



Pants Quotes: "The cool things about space is when you put your pants on here, you can put them on two legs at a time."

The cool things about space is when you put your pants on here, you can put them on two legs at a time.



Pants Quotes: "There is definitely something sexy about a girl with an attitude and a pair of leather pants."

There is definitely something sexy about a girl with an attitude and a pair of leather pants.



Pants Quotes: "You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants."

You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.



Pants Quotes: "I am a strong woman with or without this other person, with or without this job, and with or without these tight pants."

I am a strong woman with or without this other person, with or without this job, and with or without these tight pants.



Pants Quotes: "I was wearing women's jeans way before it was cool for guys to wear them. I have a weird torso - it's incredibly short, and only girl-pants fit me properly."

I was wearing women's jeans way before it was cool for guys to wear them. I have a weird torso - it's incredibly short, and only girl-pants fit me properly.



Pants Quotes: "I'm all about high-waisted pants and skirts, pencil skirts, and sheer, long-sleeves in the summer."

I'm all about high-waisted pants and skirts, pencil skirts, and sheer, long-sleeves in the summer.



Pants Quotes: "I wear everything from hip-hop baggy pants to beautiful Armani dresses. I also like to mix vintage clothing with designer pieces."

I wear everything from hip-hop baggy pants to beautiful Armani dresses. I also like to mix vintage clothing with designer pieces.



Pants Quotes: "You'll never catch a nudist with his pants down."

You'll never catch a nudist with his pants down.



Pants Quotes: "Fine, dandy, she thought. Then lose the shirt, peel off those leather pants, and lie down on my tile. We'll take turns being on the bottom."

Fine, dandy, she thought. Then lose the shirt, peel off those leather pants, and lie down on my tile. We'll take turns being on the bottom.



Pants Quotes: "I thought I would dress in baggy pants, big shoes, a cane and a derby hat. everything a contradiction: the pants baggy, the coat tight, the hat small and the shoes large."

I thought I would dress in baggy pants, big shoes, a cane and a derby hat. everything a contradiction: the pants baggy, the coat tight, the hat small and the shoes large.



Pants Quotes: "My worst fear is that I'll end up living in some run-down duplex on Wilshire wearing pants hiked up to my nipples and muttering under my breath."

My worst fear is that I'll end up living in some run-down duplex on Wilshire wearing pants hiked up to my nipples and muttering under my breath.



Pants Quotes: "I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants."

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.



Pants Quotes: "Belts are only good for holding up your pants"

Belts are only good for holding up your pants



Pants Quotes: "A recession is when your neighbour has to tighten his belt. A depression is when you have to tighten your own belt. And a panic is when you have no belt to tighten and your pants fall down."

A recession is when your neighbour has to tighten his belt. A depression is when you have to tighten your own belt. And a panic is when you have no belt to tighten and your pants fall down.



Pants Quotes: "In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of opposition from the plumber' union."

In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of opposition from the plumber' union.



Pants Quotes: "Old Japanese saying, live scorpion in pants makes life interesting."

Old Japanese saying, live scorpion in pants makes life interesting.



Pants Quotes: "When you love something, whether it's jam and cheese sandwiches or wearing your pyjamas as pants, you forget that it was ever anything other than commonplace."

When you love something, whether it's jam and cheese sandwiches or wearing your pyjamas as pants, you forget that it was ever anything other than commonplace.



Pants Quotes: "Four: If you try to force yourself into my head, I will force myself into your pants."

Four: If you try to force yourself into my head, I will force myself into your pants.



Pants Quotes: "Ballet: men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are."

Ballet: men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.