Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

We want a story that starts out with an earthquake and works its way up to a climax.

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job.

The harder I work, the luckier I get.

A hospital is no place to be sick.

Ninety percent of the art of living consists of getting along with people you cannot stand.

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you.

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.

Criticizing is easy, performing is difficult.

Life was full of so many possibilities - why should you spend even one day of it being bored?

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.

Walking around on the moon was significantly easier than we'd thought it would be. There weren't any balance problems, so you weren't tumbling over.

I know my face better than anyone else.

I just want to be a guy with a guitar.

He can run, but he can't hide.

Elected officials shouldn’t get to choose who gets to choose elected officials.

I'm probably taller than 90% of the men I meet.

I think that our strength is actually how niche our product is, and not that it's very commercial and very similar to things that are out there already.