I don't necessarily think of it as Southern comedy. I just think I'm a comedian and I have a Southern accent.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

If you enter this world knowing you are loved and you leave this world knowing the same, then everything that happens in between can be dealt with.

I pursued education not instead of being a good mother, but because being a good mother required that I build a better life for my family.

God uses those who seem ill-fitted for a significant life.

You can't get more by going for less.

Your most important sale in life is to sell yourself to yourself.

Atheism is the absence of religion. We don’t really need atheism. We just need to get rid of religion.

People with mental illnesses are dying on our streets. More than 350,000 are in jails and prisons. Most are people whose only real crime is they got sick.

The essential question is not, "How busy are you?" but "What are you busy at?"

When you're in politics sometimes you step on toes and they come back and kick you in the backside.