I'd love to work with Francis Ford Coppola. I met Coppola on an airplane.

I probably have become more infamous from two misdemeanors than probably anyone I could think of.

I know you are, but what am I?

There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand.

There were just things in Disney movies that probably were too scary for kids.

I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars!

I'm right-handed, and the police report said I was jerking off with my left hand. That would have been the end of the case right there, proof it couldn't have been me.

I've always felt like a kid, and I still feel like a kid, and I've never had any problem tapping into my childhood, and my kid side.

I enjoy getting to be arty and quirky and weird and all the things that I don't have that much choice with. You just sort of use what you got.

I was always in disguise. I'd wear masks or weird get-ups so you couldn't recognize me. I was always afraid that if somebody caught on that it was me, I'd never work again.

I was looking for a last name that was a first name. Growing up, I knew a kid who was the most obnoxious kid I ever knew, and his last name was Herman.

You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.

Some people reflect lightSome deflect itYou by some miracleSeem to collect it

Let's Level the Playing Field!

People abandoned one another constantly without performing the courtesy of of actually disappearing. They left, but didn't, lurking about, a constant reminder of what could or should have been.

I have an issue with others ordering for me, and I spend far too long haranguing people that my choices are the best. I apologize for the amount of conversations I have ruined with this attitude.

I’m all about making money. It’s the greatest thing, because it means you get money to spend.

No one gets to tell you what your life means!

A new study found that most people can't go 10 minutes without lying. But since the study took 20 minutes nobody knows what to believe.

I was taken to concerts when I was six, seven years old, and sat in a box throughout the whole evening.

Every person that you meet knows at least one thing that you don't. Don't let them leave without learning it.