I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars!

I probably have become more infamous from two misdemeanors than probably anyone I could think of.

I know you are, but what am I?

There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand.

There were just things in Disney movies that probably were too scary for kids.

I'm right-handed, and the police report said I was jerking off with my left hand. That would have been the end of the case right there, proof it couldn't have been me.

I've always felt like a kid, and I still feel like a kid, and I've never had any problem tapping into my childhood, and my kid side.

I enjoy getting to be arty and quirky and weird and all the things that I don't have that much choice with. You just sort of use what you got.

I was always in disguise. I'd wear masks or weird get-ups so you couldn't recognize me. I was always afraid that if somebody caught on that it was me, I'd never work again.

I was looking for a last name that was a first name. Growing up, I knew a kid who was the most obnoxious kid I ever knew, and his last name was Herman.

I take having a kids' show real seriously. I think it's an enormous responsibility.

Fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class - Hope your surgery went well!

Love yourself first to fill your heart with bliss. Now give it away with humility, love, and gratitude.

Local commerce, without question, will be one of the fundamental use cases enabled by mobile devices over the next several years.

Of course I know our economic growth can't match our population growth so of course I know we'll all get poorer until we get that number down - don't tell me, tell the other idiots!

The truth is, ever since I was little, I've wanted to be an actor more than I ever wanted to be a movie star.

Sometimes I try to improve the language, the lines, or the delivery, but I don't ad-lib because I think that makes it really hard for everybody else involved.

Faith upholds a Christian under all trials, by assuring him that every painful dispensation is under the direction of his Lord.

Where Google and [Buckminster] Fuller overlap are in the potential for putting together disparate technologies in ways that can lead to something that might be a larger solution to a larger problem.

No one likes to be pitied for his faults.

To a lot of people, the Second Amendment is an extreme position.