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Irony Quotes: "Depend upon it, sir, when a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully."

Depend upon it, sir, when a man knows he is to be hanged in a fortnight, it concentrates his mind wonderfully.




Irony Quotes: "Even things that are true can be proved."

Even things that are true can be proved.



Irony Quotes: "It is bound to be a failure, every book is a failure, but I do know with some clarity what kind of book I want to write."

It is bound to be a failure, every book is a failure, but I do know with some clarity what kind of book I want to write.



Irony Quotes: "Hard times' is a phrase the English love to use, when speaking of Africa. And it is easy to forget that Africa's 'hard times' were made harder by them."

Hard times' is a phrase the English love to use, when speaking of Africa. And it is easy to forget that Africa's 'hard times' were made harder by them.




Irony Quotes: "In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language."

In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.



Irony Quotes: "But you see, a rich country like America can perhaps afford to be stupid."

But you see, a rich country like America can perhaps afford to be stupid.



Irony Quotes: "You would compliment a coxcomb doing a good act, but you would not praise an angel."

You would compliment a coxcomb doing a good act, but you would not praise an angel.




Irony Quotes: "I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize."

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.



Irony Quotes: "O masses, o masses! When will you assume the image and likeness of your avant-garde?"

O masses, o masses! When will you assume the image and likeness of your avant-garde?



Irony Quotes: "Cruelty would be delicious if one could only find some sort of cruelty that didn’t really hurt."

Cruelty would be delicious if one could only find some sort of cruelty that didn’t really hurt.



Irony Quotes: "I quote others only in order the better to express myself."

I quote others only in order the better to express myself.



Irony Quotes: "I hardly think that any Socialist, nowadays, would seriously propose that an inspector should call every morning at each house to see that each citizen rose up and did manual labour for eight hours."

I hardly think that any Socialist, nowadays, would seriously propose that an inspector should call every morning at each house to see that each citizen rose up and did manual labour for eight hours.




Irony Quotes: "God’s in His heaven—All’s right with the world!"

God’s in His heaven—All’s right with the world!



Irony Quotes: "Nobody can tell what I suffer! But it is always so. Those who do not complain are never pitied."

Nobody can tell what I suffer! But it is always so. Those who do not complain are never pitied.



Irony Quotes: "You ought to be ironical the minute you get out of bed. You ought to wake up with your mouth full of pity."

You ought to be ironical the minute you get out of bed. You ought to wake up with your mouth full of pity.



Irony Quotes: "VLADIMIR: Moron!ESTRAGON: Vermin!VLADIMIR: Abortion!ESTRAGON: Morpion!VLADIMIR: Sewer-rat!ESTRAGON: Curate!VLADIMIR: C"

VLADIMIR: Moron!ESTRAGON: Vermin!VLADIMIR: Abortion!ESTRAGON: Morpion!VLADIMIR: Sewer-rat!ESTRAGON: Curate!VLADIMIR: C



Irony Quotes: "I paid, got up, walkedto the door, openedit.I heard the mansay, "that guy'snuts."out on the street Iwalked northfeelingcuriouslyhonored."

I paid, got up, walkedto the door, openedit.I heard the mansay, "that guy'snuts."out on the street Iwalked northfeelingcuriouslyhonored.



Irony Quotes: "The ballot is stronger than the bullet."

The ballot is stronger than the bullet.



Irony Quotes: "How unfortunate, considering I have decided to loathe him for eternity"

How unfortunate, considering I have decided to loathe him for eternity



Irony Quotes: "Food is an important part of a balanced diet."

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.



Irony Quotes: "You cut life to pieces with your epigrams."

You cut life to pieces with your epigrams.



Irony Quotes: "Sometimes, the embers are better then the campfire. It's strange, but it's true."

Sometimes, the embers are better then the campfire. It's strange, but it's true.



Irony Quotes: "How strange it was to think that he, who such a short time ago dared not believe in the happiness of her loving him, now felt unhappy because she loved him too much!"

How strange it was to think that he, who such a short time ago dared not believe in the happiness of her loving him, now felt unhappy because she loved him too much!



Irony Quotes: "I hope I know my own unworthiness, and that I hate and despise myself and all my fellow-creatures as every practicable Christian should."

I hope I know my own unworthiness, and that I hate and despise myself and all my fellow-creatures as every practicable Christian should.



Irony Quotes: "In the center lay the exploded carcass of a lonely sperm whale that hadn't lived long enough to be disappointed with its lot."

In the center lay the exploded carcass of a lonely sperm whale that hadn't lived long enough to be disappointed with its lot.



Irony Quotes: "I didn't know who tobelievebutone thing I doknow: when a man islivingmany claim relationshipsthat are hardlysoand after he dies, well, then it's everybody'sparty."

I didn't know who tobelievebutone thing I doknow: when a man islivingmany claim relationshipsthat are hardlysoand after he dies, well, then it's everybody'sparty.



Irony Quotes: "God hides the fires of hell within paradise."

God hides the fires of hell within paradise.



Irony Quotes: "Irony is wasted on the stupid"

Irony is wasted on the stupid



Irony Quotes: "That will do extremely well, child. You have delighted us long enough. Let the other young ladies have time to exhibit."

That will do extremely well, child. You have delighted us long enough. Let the other young ladies have time to exhibit.



Irony Quotes: "With every mistake, we must surely be learning."

With every mistake, we must surely be learning.



Irony Quotes: "The prince of darkness is a gentleman!"

The prince of darkness is a gentleman!



Irony Quotes: "He had had much experience of physicians, and said 'the only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not'."

He had had much experience of physicians, and said 'the only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not'.



Irony Quotes: "Maugham then offers the greatest advice anyone could give to a young author: "At the end of an interrogation sentence, place a question mark. You'd be surprised how effective it can be."

Maugham then offers the greatest advice anyone could give to a young author: "At the end of an interrogation sentence, place a question mark. You'd be surprised how effective it can be.



Irony Quotes: "O, wonder!How many goodly creatures are there here!How beauteous mankind is! O brave new world, That has such people in't!"

O, wonder!How many goodly creatures are there here!How beauteous mankind is! O brave new world, That has such people in't!



Irony Quotes: "What does your birth date say about you? You are old!"

What does your birth date say about you? You are old!



Irony Quotes: "Human nature is pretty shabby stuff, as you may know from introspection."

Human nature is pretty shabby stuff, as you may know from introspection.



Irony Quotes: "The list could surely go on, and there is nothing more wonderful than a list, instrument of wondrous hypotyposis."

The list could surely go on, and there is nothing more wonderful than a list, instrument of wondrous hypotyposis.



Irony Quotes: "Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I'll waste no time reading it."

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I'll waste no time reading it.



Irony Quotes: "Ironic. I'm here because of my inherent dangerousness, but it's my inherent politeness that makes me put up with this. With him."

Ironic. I'm here because of my inherent dangerousness, but it's my inherent politeness that makes me put up with this. With him.



Irony Quotes: "Probably it is impossible for humor to be ever a revolutionary weapon. Candide can do little more than generate irony."

Probably it is impossible for humor to be ever a revolutionary weapon. Candide can do little more than generate irony.



Irony Quotes: "Even if that were true, it wouldn't be irony, " Lucas pointed out. "Irony is the contrast between what's said and what happens."

Even if that were true, it wouldn't be irony, " Lucas pointed out. "Irony is the contrast between what's said and what happens.



Irony Quotes: "In the State of Denmark there was the odor of decay..."

In the State of Denmark there was the odor of decay...



Irony Quotes: "To paraphrase Oedipus, Hamlet, Lear, and all those guys, "I wish I had known this some time ago."

To paraphrase Oedipus, Hamlet, Lear, and all those guys, "I wish I had known this some time ago.



Irony Quotes: "Whatever you are, do not even assume that you will be surrounded and gnawed by luxurious worms of an exquisite breed."

Whatever you are, do not even assume that you will be surrounded and gnawed by luxurious worms of an exquisite breed.



Irony Quotes: "Irony cleans away all those secret stains. Irony is the path that leads safely back to official realities."

Irony cleans away all those secret stains. Irony is the path that leads safely back to official realities.




Irony Quotes: "But who is ever fair in an argument?"

But who is ever fair in an argument?



Irony Quotes: "If she's really psychic, " Zack said when he saw Tanisha's photo at school, "why does she need a doorbell?"

If she's really psychic, " Zack said when he saw Tanisha's photo at school, "why does she need a doorbell?



Irony Quotes: "How ya doin'?' I always think, What kind of a question is that?, and I always reply, 'A bit early to tell."

How ya doin'?' I always think, What kind of a question is that?, and I always reply, 'A bit early to tell.