I know you are, but what am I?

I probably have become more infamous from two misdemeanors than probably anyone I could think of.

There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand.

There were just things in Disney movies that probably were too scary for kids.

I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars!

I'm right-handed, and the police report said I was jerking off with my left hand. That would have been the end of the case right there, proof it couldn't have been me.

I've always felt like a kid, and I still feel like a kid, and I've never had any problem tapping into my childhood, and my kid side.

I enjoy getting to be arty and quirky and weird and all the things that I don't have that much choice with. You just sort of use what you got.

I was always in disguise. I'd wear masks or weird get-ups so you couldn't recognize me. I was always afraid that if somebody caught on that it was me, I'd never work again.

I was looking for a last name that was a first name. Growing up, I knew a kid who was the most obnoxious kid I ever knew, and his last name was Herman.

I take having a kids' show real seriously. I think it's an enormous responsibility.

I was sure I fell in love with him again like the usual. He did things that made me go back to him. Once again, it scared me half to death.

Evil in general does not sleep, and therefore doesn't see why anyone else should.

Me, Tarzan. You, Jane. I kill bad guy. Beat chest. Tarzan howl.

Fortune, thou hadst no deity, if men Had wisdom.

I don't think any human being is truly free. We're so tethered to our own insecurities and hampered by our fears and our prejudices. I think it's human nature that we're never going to be free.

Some people have questioned whether or not I can play a nice guy. Sometimes you can't win for losing.

In times when nothing stood but worsened, or grew strange, there was one constant good: she did not change.

I'm already the most fortunate girl in the world, so I have zero expectations for what the future will bring.

Dogs believe every stranger is a friend they haven't met yet. Cats wait for a proper invitation.

And humility in politics means accepting that one party doesn't have all the answers; recognising that working in partnership is progress not treachery.