Rich Hall Quotes
When you go to work, if your name is on the building, you're rich. If your name is on your desk, you're middle class. And if your name is on your shirt, you're poor.
The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will have materialized.
Having to wander through a maze of ropes at an airport or bank even when you are the only person in line.
The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the stamp when they can't quite figure it out for themselves.
The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.
FOOVIEW (foo' view) n. The ability of a dog to inflict guilt from any angle in the room while he watches his master eat.
Manhandling the open here spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the illegal side.
The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which covers the floors of movie theaters.
The slime that accumulates on the underside of a soap bar when it sits in the dish too long.
Ignisecond, n.: The overlapping moment of time when the hand is locking the car door even as the brain is saying, "my keys are in there!"
Foxes are rats in expensive coats. What are foxes associated with? Evil, wily, conniving, duplicitous, Fox News - worst news service on the planet and the evilest.
The predicament of a person in a restaurant who is unable to determine his or her designated restroom (e.g., turtles and tortoises).
