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Last Night Quotes: "I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor."

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.



Last Night Quotes: "Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts."

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.




Last Night Quotes: "I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, 'The whole time."

I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, 'The whole time.



Last Night Quotes: "I'm here to say my legacy in The Octogon is over ... I re-signed last night with @WWE."

I'm here to say my legacy in The Octogon is over ... I re-signed last night with @WWE.




Last Night Quotes: "Don't start your day with broken pieces of the past. Yesterday ended last night. Today is a brand new day and it's yours."

Don't start your day with broken pieces of the past. Yesterday ended last night. Today is a brand new day and it's yours.



Last Night Quotes: "Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone."

Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone.



Last Night Quotes: "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died."

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.




Last Night Quotes: "Be careful with drinking this Christmas. I got so drunk last night I found myself dancing in a cheesy bar... Or, as you like to call it, delicatessen."

Be careful with drinking this Christmas. I got so drunk last night I found myself dancing in a cheesy bar... Or, as you like to call it, delicatessen.



Last Night Quotes: "I caught the happy virus last night When I was out singing beneath the stars. It is remarkably contagious - So kiss me."

I caught the happy virus last night When I was out singing beneath the stars. It is remarkably contagious - So kiss me.



Last Night Quotes: "The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost."

The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.



Last Night Quotes: "Jesus Christ came into my prison cell last night, and every stone flashed like a ruby."

Jesus Christ came into my prison cell last night, and every stone flashed like a ruby.



Last Night Quotes: "I had a good-talking candle last night in my bedroom. I was very tired but I wanted somebody to be with me, so I lit a candle and listened to its comfortable voice of light until I was asleep."

I had a good-talking candle last night in my bedroom. I was very tired but I wanted somebody to be with me, so I lit a candle and listened to its comfortable voice of light until I was asleep.




Last Night Quotes: "My last night as Isabella Swan. Tomorrow night, I would be Bella Cullen. Though the whole marriage ordeal was a thorn in my side, I had to admit that I liked the sound of that. - bella swan"

My last night as Isabella Swan. Tomorrow night, I would be Bella Cullen. Though the whole marriage ordeal was a thorn in my side, I had to admit that I liked the sound of that. - bella swan



Last Night Quotes: "I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter."

I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.



Last Night Quotes: "I was up late last night yapping about the elections on CNN and up early this morning doing the same thing in my daughter's kindergarten class."

I was up late last night yapping about the elections on CNN and up early this morning doing the same thing in my daughter's kindergarten class.



Last Night Quotes: "A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime."

A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.



Last Night Quotes: "I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself."

I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.



Last Night Quotes: "You have to be able to appreciate these things. How many people can say it was a full moon last night and appreciate it?"

You have to be able to appreciate these things. How many people can say it was a full moon last night and appreciate it?



Last Night Quotes: "Cured yesterday of my disease, I died last night of my physician."

Cured yesterday of my disease, I died last night of my physician.



Last Night Quotes: "Iraqis will never forget that on 8 August 1990 Kuwait became part of Iraq legally, constitutionally and actually. It continued to do so until last night, when withdrawal began."

Iraqis will never forget that on 8 August 1990 Kuwait became part of Iraq legally, constitutionally and actually. It continued to do so until last night, when withdrawal began.



Last Night Quotes: "Got tight on absinthe last night. Did knife tricks."

Got tight on absinthe last night. Did knife tricks.



Last Night Quotes: "Last night, it was so cold, the flashers in New York were only describing themselves."

Last night, it was so cold, the flashers in New York were only describing themselves.



Last Night Quotes: "When I met you last night baby Before you opened up your gap I had respect for ya lady But now I take it all back"

When I met you last night baby Before you opened up your gap I had respect for ya lady But now I take it all back



Last Night Quotes: "One of President Obama's winning points last night was about how sanctions against Iran are crippling their economy. And believe me, if anyone knows how to cripple an economy, it's President Obama."

One of President Obama's winning points last night was about how sanctions against Iran are crippling their economy. And believe me, if anyone knows how to cripple an economy, it's President Obama.



Last Night Quotes: "Last night I dreamed about you. What happened in detail I can hardly remember, all I know is that we kept merging into one another. I was you, you were me. Finally you somehow caught fire."

Last night I dreamed about you. What happened in detail I can hardly remember, all I know is that we kept merging into one another. I was you, you were me. Finally you somehow caught fire.



Last Night Quotes: "I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don't remember what I said last night."

I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don't remember what I said last night.



Last Night Quotes: "In true rock star fashiuon, I had insomina last night and I didn't sleep at all. So all I need is a bottle of Jack Daniels and some groupies, and I'll be just like David Lee Roth."

In true rock star fashiuon, I had insomina last night and I didn't sleep at all. So all I need is a bottle of Jack Daniels and some groupies, and I'll be just like David Lee Roth.



Last Night Quotes: "Yesterday ended last night. Every day is a new beginning. Learn the skill of forgetting. And move on."

Yesterday ended last night. Every day is a new beginning. Learn the skill of forgetting. And move on.



Last Night Quotes: "I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark."

I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.



Last Night Quotes: "You've got to continue to grow, or you're just like last night's cornbread - stale and dry."

You've got to continue to grow, or you're just like last night's cornbread - stale and dry.



Last Night Quotes: "Jem is nothing but goodness. That he struck you last night only shows how capable you are of driving even saints to madness."

Jem is nothing but goodness. That he struck you last night only shows how capable you are of driving even saints to madness.



Last Night Quotes: "I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified"

I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified



Last Night Quotes: "I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night"

I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night



Last Night Quotes: "I saw thousands of pumpkins last night come floating in on the tide, bumping up against the rocks and rolling up on the beaches; it must be Halloween in the sea"

I saw thousands of pumpkins last night come floating in on the tide, bumping up against the rocks and rolling up on the beaches; it must be Halloween in the sea



Last Night Quotes: "Great numbers of the Indians pass our camp on their hunting excursions: the day was clear and pleasant, but last night was very cold and there was a white frost."

Great numbers of the Indians pass our camp on their hunting excursions: the day was clear and pleasant, but last night was very cold and there was a white frost.



Last Night Quotes: "Wakin' up to find another day. The moon got lost again last night, but now the sun has finally had its say."

Wakin' up to find another day. The moon got lost again last night, but now the sun has finally had its say.



Last Night Quotes: "Cold morning on Aztec Peak Fire Lookout. First, build fire in old stove. Second, start coffee. Then, heat up last night's pork chops and spinach for breakfast. Why not? And why the hell not?"

Cold morning on Aztec Peak Fire Lookout. First, build fire in old stove. Second, start coffee. Then, heat up last night's pork chops and spinach for breakfast. Why not? And why the hell not?



Last Night Quotes: "Miranda in Miranda's sight is old, gray and dirty; Twenty-nine she was last night; This morning she is thirty."

Miranda in Miranda's sight is old, gray and dirty; Twenty-nine she was last night; This morning she is thirty.



Last Night Quotes: "Last night I made an insensitive comment which I sincerely regret. It was my mistake and I want to apologize to those who were offended."

Last night I made an insensitive comment which I sincerely regret. It was my mistake and I want to apologize to those who were offended.



Last Night Quotes: "A strong women is someone who is able to smile this morning like she wasn't crying last night."

A strong women is someone who is able to smile this morning like she wasn't crying last night.



Last Night Quotes: "In the theatre, the actor is in total control. The director wasn't in the house last night, the designer wasn't there, the author's dead. It's just us and the audience."

In the theatre, the actor is in total control. The director wasn't in the house last night, the designer wasn't there, the author's dead. It's just us and the audience.



Last Night Quotes: "Last night I fell asleep in a satellite dish. My dreams were broadcast all over the world."

Last night I fell asleep in a satellite dish. My dreams were broadcast all over the world.



Last Night Quotes: "There isn't so much to be afraid of, out there. I can remember thinking it was funny to find that out, on the last night of my life; I'd spent the rest of it being afraid of everything."

There isn't so much to be afraid of, out there. I can remember thinking it was funny to find that out, on the last night of my life; I'd spent the rest of it being afraid of everything.



Last Night Quotes: "I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby."

I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother and I was a bottle baby.



Last Night Quotes: "What a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper four times - three while I was reading it."

What a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper four times - three while I was reading it.



Last Night Quotes: "Last night we had three small zucchini for dinner that were grown within fifty feet of our back door. I estimate they cost somewhere in the neighborhood of $371.49 each."

Last night we had three small zucchini for dinner that were grown within fifty feet of our back door. I estimate they cost somewhere in the neighborhood of $371.49 each.



Last Night Quotes: "Last night I had a dream. When I got to Africa, I had one hell of a rumble. I had to beat Tarzan's behind first, for claiming to be King of the Jungle."

Last night I had a dream. When I got to Africa, I had one hell of a rumble. I had to beat Tarzan's behind first, for claiming to be King of the Jungle.



Last Night Quotes: "What was I drinking last night? Furniture polish?"

What was I drinking last night? Furniture polish?



Last Night Quotes: "You know, last night it was so cold that my pillow and my sheets fought to see who got under the blankets first."

You know, last night it was so cold that my pillow and my sheets fought to see who got under the blankets first.