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Bennett Cerf Quotes: "The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed."

The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.



Bennett Cerf Quotes: "Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you."

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.




Bennett Cerf Quotes: "For me, a hearty "belly laugh" is one of the beautiful sounds in the world."

For me, a hearty "belly laugh" is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.



Bennett Cerf Quotes: "Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup."

Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup.




Bennett Cerf Quotes: "Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance."

Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.



Bennett Cerf Quotes: "There once was a student named Bessor Whose knowledge grew lessor and lessor. It at last grew so small He knew nothing at all, And today he's a college professor!"

There once was a student named Bessor Whose knowledge grew lessor and lessor. It at last grew so small He knew nothing at all, And today he's a college professor!



Bennett Cerf Quotes: "Politicians are like ships: noisiest when lost in a fog."

Politicians are like ships: noisiest when lost in a fog.




Bennett Cerf Quotes: "In a notable family called Stein There were Gertrude, and Ep, and then Ein. Gert's writing was hazy, Ep's statues were crazy, And nobody understood Ein."

In a notable family called Stein There were Gertrude, and Ep, and then Ein. Gert's writing was hazy, Ep's statues were crazy, And nobody understood Ein.



Bennett Cerf Quotes: "Football season: The only time of the year when a man can walk down the street with a blond on one arm and a blanket on the other without encountering raised eyebrows."

Football season: The only time of the year when a man can walk down the street with a blond on one arm and a blanket on the other without encountering raised eyebrows.



Bennett Cerf Quotes: "Oratory is the art of making a loud noise sound like a deep thought."

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise sound like a deep thought.



Bennett Cerf Quotes: "Banquet: a plate of cold, hairy chicken and artificially coloured green peas completely surrounded by dreary speeches and appeals for donations."

Banquet: a plate of cold, hairy chicken and artificially coloured green peas completely surrounded by dreary speeches and appeals for donations.



Bennett Cerf Quotes: "The Atomic Age is here to stay - but are we?"

The Atomic Age is here to stay - but are we?




Bennett Cerf Quotes: "TV's sameness has destroyed many things, such as the American urge toward independent thought."

TV's sameness has destroyed many things, such as the American urge toward independent thought.



Bennett Cerf Quotes: "Censor: A self-appointed snoophound who sticks his nose in other people's business."

Censor: A self-appointed snoophound who sticks his nose in other people's business.



Bennett Cerf Quotes: "Fame - anyone who says he doesn't like it is crazy"

Fame - anyone who says he doesn't like it is crazy



Bennett Cerf Quotes: "I don't stutter when I talk to God. He loves me."

I don't stutter when I talk to God. He loves me.



Bennett Cerf Quotes: "Do I believe in ghosts? Of course I do. So do you. Deep in the souls of the most sophisticated of us is lurking a fear of the supernatural which all the discoveries of scientists cannot eradicate."

Do I believe in ghosts? Of course I do. So do you. Deep in the souls of the most sophisticated of us is lurking a fear of the supernatural which all the discoveries of scientists cannot eradicate.



Bennett Cerf Quotes: "There is a mass of people, we might as well admit, who if they weren't watching television, would be doing absolutely nothing else."

There is a mass of people, we might as well admit, who if they weren't watching television, would be doing absolutely nothing else.



Bennett Cerf Quotes: "Television, I love it, everything that happened before television lumped together, never caused folks to turn on a street to stare at me, or waitresses to ask for autographs."

Television, I love it, everything that happened before television lumped together, never caused folks to turn on a street to stare at me, or waitresses to ask for autographs.



Bennett Cerf Quotes: "One of the greatest threats facing book publishing, and the entire country for that matter, is censorship."

One of the greatest threats facing book publishing, and the entire country for that matter, is censorship.



Bennett Cerf Quotes: "One of the troubles of the day, observes Mr. C.N. Peac, is that once we came upon the little red schoolhouse, whereas now we come upon the little-read school boy."

One of the troubles of the day, observes Mr. C.N. Peac, is that once we came upon the little red schoolhouse, whereas now we come upon the little-read school boy.



Bennett Cerf Quotes: "The fact that we don't read more books in America can be traced squarely to the fact that we have newspapers that are about a hundred times as big as the newspapers anywhere else."

The fact that we don't read more books in America can be traced squarely to the fact that we have newspapers that are about a hundred times as big as the newspapers anywhere else.



Bennett Cerf Quotes: "Fame - anyone who says he doesn't like it is crazy."

Fame - anyone who says he doesn't like it is crazy.



Bennett Cerf Quotes: "Middle age is when your old classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you."

Middle age is when your old classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.