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Stewart Francis Quotes: "Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...then it hit me"

Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...then it hit me



Stewart Francis Quotes: "I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified"

I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified




Stewart Francis Quotes: "My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic.""

My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic."



Stewart Francis Quotes: "My father is schizophrenia, but he's good people."

My father is schizophrenia, but he's good people.




Stewart Francis Quotes: "So what if I cant spell Armageddon, its not the end of the world."

So what if I cant spell Armageddon, its not the end of the world.



Stewart Francis Quotes: "I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!"

I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!



Stewart Francis Quotes: "So what if I can't spell Armaggedon? ... it's not the end of the world."

So what if I can't spell Armaggedon? ... it's not the end of the world.




Stewart Francis Quotes: "Even though I'm proud by dad invented the rear-view mirror, we're not as close as we appear."

Even though I'm proud by dad invented the rear-view mirror, we're not as close as we appear.



Stewart Francis Quotes: "You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks."

You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.



Stewart Francis Quotes: "I quit my job at the helium gas factory. I didn't like being spoken to in that voice."

I quit my job at the helium gas factory. I didn't like being spoken to in that voice.



Stewart Francis Quotes: "Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West"

Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West



Stewart Francis Quotes: "Allyson Smith reminds me of a younger, prettier, funnier me. Now if you'll excuse me, the ladies from my bridge club have arrived."

Allyson Smith reminds me of a younger, prettier, funnier me. Now if you'll excuse me, the ladies from my bridge club have arrived.