I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.

If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness.

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

You know you're ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth.

And all I loved, I loved alone.

Sometimes, how you ingest this idea of masculinity as projected onto you by the world could be the difference of life and death.

Technology favors horrible people.

We cannot change the way the world is, but by opening ourselves to the world as it is, we may find that gentleness, decency and bravery are available - not only to us, but to all human beings.

Don't have any opinions. They're bad for business.

Man is not the lord of all the world's animals. He is the protector.

California, the department-store state. The most of everything and the best of nothing.

Most of the auditions I went on, I passed up the projects because I just wasn't interested. When I read A Knight's Tale, that was that. I knew I wanted to do this movie.

Problems are the gifts that make us dig out and figure out who we are, what we're made for, and what we're responsible to give back to life.

I have been vain since birth. I expected other people to like what I did, although my vanity has definitely diminished over the years.