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Dean Martin Quotes: "When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table."

When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.




Dean Martin Quotes: "When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore."

When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore.




Dean Martin Quotes: "If this is just the beginning, my life's gonna be beautiful."

If this is just the beginning, my life's gonna be beautiful.



Dean Martin Quotes: "I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor."

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.




Dean Martin Quotes: "I don't drink anymore... I freeze it and eat it like a popsicle."

I don't drink anymore... I freeze it and eat it like a popsicle.



Dean Martin Quotes: "It was a woman who drove me to drink. Come to think of it, I never did hang around to thank her for that. 'Hey lady! Do I look all blurry to you? 'Cause you look blurry to me!'"

It was a woman who drove me to drink. Come to think of it, I never did hang around to thank her for that. 'Hey lady! Do I look all blurry to you? 'Cause you look blurry to me!'



Dean Martin Quotes: "If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt."

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.




Dean Martin Quotes: "Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent."

Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent.



Dean Martin Quotes: "Somewhere there's a someone for me. Though I may be lonely now, I'll see it through somehow, to somebody's heart I know I hold the key."

Somewhere there's a someone for me. Though I may be lonely now, I'll see it through somehow, to somebody's heart I know I hold the key.



Dean Martin Quotes: "The world is the same you never change it, as sure as the stars shine above. Well, you're nobody til somebody loves you, so find yourself somebody to love."

The world is the same you never change it, as sure as the stars shine above. Well, you're nobody til somebody loves you, so find yourself somebody to love.



Dean Martin Quotes: "Love is a flower that blooms so tender, each kiss a dew drop of sweet surrender. Love is a moment of life enchanting, let's take that moment that tonight is granting."

Love is a flower that blooms so tender, each kiss a dew drop of sweet surrender. Love is a moment of life enchanting, let's take that moment that tonight is granting.



Dean Martin Quotes: "In a tuxedo, I'm a star. In regular clothes, I'm a nobody."

In a tuxedo, I'm a star. In regular clothes, I'm a nobody.




Dean Martin Quotes: "Your lips and mine, two sips of wine, memories are made of this."

Your lips and mine, two sips of wine, memories are made of this.



Dean Martin Quotes: "If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here, you know."

If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here, you know.



Dean Martin Quotes: "I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant.'"

I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant.'



Dean Martin Quotes: "With his blessings from above, serve it generously with love. One man, one wife, one love, through life."

With his blessings from above, serve it generously with love. One man, one wife, one love, through life.



Dean Martin Quotes: "The thing I notice first about a woman is her walk. A beautiful woman is like a race horse-slim, sleek and with a beautiful carriage."

The thing I notice first about a woman is her walk. A beautiful woman is like a race horse-slim, sleek and with a beautiful carriage.



Dean Martin Quotes: "I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!"

I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!



Dean Martin Quotes: "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.



Dean Martin Quotes: "Your love made it all worth waiting for some like you."

Your love made it all worth waiting for some like you.



Dean Martin Quotes: "Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime."

Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime.



Dean Martin Quotes: "Everybody makes mistakes; look at Hitler."

Everybody makes mistakes; look at Hitler.



Dean Martin Quotes: "Brother, you can't go to jail for what you're thinking, or that look in your eye, just standing on the corner watching all the girls go by."

Brother, you can't go to jail for what you're thinking, or that look in your eye, just standing on the corner watching all the girls go by.



Dean Martin Quotes: "The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher."

The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher.



Dean Martin Quotes: "Return to me, for my heart wants you only. Hurry home, hurry home, won't you please hurry home to my heart."

Return to me, for my heart wants you only. Hurry home, hurry home, won't you please hurry home to my heart.



Dean Martin Quotes: "I know it's the gentlemanly thing to let the wife file. But, then, everybody knows I'm no gentleman."

I know it's the gentlemanly thing to let the wife file. But, then, everybody knows I'm no gentleman.



Dean Martin Quotes: "Motivation is a lotta crap."

Motivation is a lotta crap.



Dean Martin Quotes: "Haven't got a girl, but I can wish. So I'll take me down to Main Street and that's where I'll select my imaginary dish."

Haven't got a girl, but I can wish. So I'll take me down to Main Street and that's where I'll select my imaginary dish.



Dean Martin Quotes: "There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does."

There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.



Dean Martin Quotes: "I take the juice of two bottles of whisky."

I take the juice of two bottles of whisky.



Dean Martin Quotes: "We try to find chemistry; we don't do a lot of situational baseball."

We try to find chemistry; we don't do a lot of situational baseball.



Dean Martin Quotes: "In order to share intimate feelings, you have to have intimate feelings."

In order to share intimate feelings, you have to have intimate feelings.



Dean Martin Quotes: "Johnny Carson is a comedian who is seen every night in millions of bedrooms all over America...and that's why his last wife left him."

Johnny Carson is a comedian who is seen every night in millions of bedrooms all over America...and that's why his last wife left him.



Dean Martin Quotes: "I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day."

I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.



Dean Martin Quotes: "You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."

You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.



Dean Martin Quotes: "I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy"

I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy



Dean Martin Quotes: "When asked if she would accept his affairs to try to keep her marriage, she commented, "I do. I think that speaks for itself."

When asked if she would accept his affairs to try to keep her marriage, she commented, "I do. I think that speaks for itself.



Dean Martin Quotes: "Was he a good father?"To their surprise, I shake my head and smile. "No, " I reply candidly. "He wasn't a good father, but he was a good man."Where Dad came from, that meant a great deal more."

Was he a good father?"To their surprise, I shake my head and smile. "No, " I reply candidly. "He wasn't a good father, but he was a good man."Where Dad came from, that meant a great deal more.