Garage Quotes

Garage Quote of the day

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong. Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up.

When kids can't afford to see it anymore maybe we'll have a whole resurgence of garage bands all over America and this New Wave thing will start to mean something on a grass roots level.

Out there in some garage is an entrepreneur who's forging a bullet with your company's name on it. You've got one option now - to shoot first. You've got to out innovate the innovators.

We have had two chickens in every pot, two cars in every garage, and now we have two headaches for every aspirin.

My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They're still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.

A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up.

I sat in a garage and invented the future.

You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid

We didn't have a garage to rehearse in. We had to aggravate the folks in the house. But I got a chance to play in a beer joint, and that's how it started.

I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those brakes, but you'll have to stay in the garage all night.

Garages, barns and attics are always older than the buildings to which they are attached.

When I was poor living in a garage in Kansas I began to draw the mice that scampered over my desk. That is how Mickey Mouse was born.

Herbert Hoover once ran on the slogan, 'Two cars in every garage'. Apparently, the Republican candidate this year is running on the slogan, 'Two families in every garage'.

We'd started out as a garage band and it became like a huge band, which was fine. But everything was so magnified, drug addictions, personalities, it just became too much.

Your body is the garage where you park your soul.

I don't dream football. I dream the American Dream - two cars in a garage, be a happy father.

Grime is a particular style of music. You've got electro, funk and garage; grime is its darker side. It's constantly evolving.

Stephen Hawking: Brainier than Kurt Cobain's garage wall.

It's always consoling to know that today's Christmas gifts are tomorrow's garage sales.

Like now what Urban Outfitters has become is very much how I always dressed in high school by going to garage sales and getting stuff for 50 cents. Cost a little more now, to look like crap.

Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.

I have never let gender get in my way. It has taken me over 30 years to get from a garage to the huge campus that we have today. And it's been a long journey.

When I go to the garage to pick up my clubs, I clean the spider webs off.

Sometimes I worry I'm not going to be the best parent because if my baby gets a skin fungus I might sell him at a garage sale.

Our garage was basically science fair central.

When the phone rang, Parker was in the garage, killing a man.

We always feel pretty creative as far as writing songs. We write them together; we just get in a room, or on occasion in Flea's garage. We just sort of improvise, like jazz musicians.

Let's say you're a garage mechanic, and you have big dreams about opening up your own chain of branded garages around the country. Terrific.

A clean basement, garage and attic are signs of an empty life.

My mom passed on her obsession of all things antique or vintage. I love to go thrift store shopping or explore any sort of garage sale. Treasure hunting is a family passion.

The slogan of progress is changing from the full dinner pail to the full garage.

I have a pacemaker in, but it doesn't work very well, because every time I fart the garage door opens.

I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues"

I played in garage bands and rock and roll bands when I was in junior high and high school and saw some of the great talents of all time in the local area where I lived.

Welcome to my garage. This is where I go to get away from the Honey-Do list.

Your body is only the garage for your soul.

Glenn Beck retired or got fired...and a lot of people are asking who will now speak for the raving lunatics who startle you outside of a parking garage?

The most significant New York club for me was Paradise Garage, where they played house music. This was around '84 or '85.

I'd been through crappy day jobs and stupid garage bands. I was determined to make it as a musician.

I was the worst hitter ever. I never even broke a bat until last year when I was backing out of the garage.

I might be in a bit of a Skoda garage rather than a Mercedes garage, but I am telling you some old bangers don't half polish up great.

I'd like to own my own garage and my own fishery. I'd also like to be a professional fisherman. But I'll take whatever happens.

When I was in New York, I was making a living. We had a summer house and a car that I could put in a garage. That's something for a stage actor.

Leverage your brand. You shouldn't let two guys in a garage eat your shorts.

Studios are passe for me. I'd rather play in a garage, in a truck, or a rehearsal hall, a club, or a basement.

When Tiger was 6 months old, he would sit in our garage, watching me hit balls into a net. He had been assimilating his golf swing. When he got out of the high chair, he had a golf swing.

My study is a converted garage which is largely lined with bookshelves and cardboard boxes filled with manuscripts of my film scripts, plays and books.

When drum'n'bass happened, when the two-step/garage thing happened, there was a chart smash every week; it operated on the underground and the pinnacle of pop mainstream at the same time.