Glenn Beck retired or got fired...and a lot of people are asking who will now speak for the raving lunatics who startle you outside of a parking garage?

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

Can I come in?No! I'm in a towel!I'm blind!

It is hard to laugh at the need for beauty and romance, no matter how tasteless, even horrible, the results of that need are. But it is easy to sigh. Few things are sadder than the truly monstrous.

A problem is a chance for you to do your best.

Entrepreneur is just French for 'has ideas, does them'.

Favorite color: I hate colors.

You've gotta wonder what kind of vibe you're putting out there if you're having really creepy people come talk to you.

We cannot therefore say that mental acts contain a cognitive as well as a conative element.

Some of the greatest sermons that have ever been preached were preached by the singing of a song.

Never fear because Triple H is here.

we didn't have much, but we had love.