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Bill Maher Quotes: "Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease."

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.





Bill Maher Quotes: "But females in even the most advanced Muslim countries are simply, by law, not the equal of men."

But females in even the most advanced Muslim countries are simply, by law, not the equal of men.



Bill Maher Quotes: "I think religion is a neurological disorder."

I think religion is a neurological disorder.




Bill Maher Quotes: "We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels & free thinkers. It's overrun with sheep & conformists."

We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels & free thinkers. It's overrun with sheep & conformists.



Bill Maher Quotes: "We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think religion stops people from thinking. I think it justified crazies."

We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think religion stops people from thinking. I think it justified crazies.



Bill Maher Quotes: "The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people."

The true axis of evil in America is the brilliance of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our people.




Bill Maher Quotes: "The Bible looks like it started out as a game of mad libs."

The Bible looks like it started out as a game of mad libs.



Bill Maher Quotes: "It is not a surprise that a person would want to be a prophet. What's ridiculous is that other people let him."

It is not a surprise that a person would want to be a prophet. What's ridiculous is that other people let him.



Bill Maher Quotes: "Be out of the mainstream. I'm out of the mainstream. I enjoy it, who wants to be in the mainstream?"

Be out of the mainstream. I'm out of the mainstream. I enjoy it, who wants to be in the mainstream?



Bill Maher Quotes: "Kadafi is a zombie in a pillbox hat, that's what he is!"

Kadafi is a zombie in a pillbox hat, that's what he is!



Bill Maher Quotes: "I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder."

I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.




Bill Maher Quotes: "Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need."

Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.



Bill Maher Quotes: "If you belonged to a political party or a social club that was tied to as much bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, violence, and sheer ignorance as religion is, you'd resign in protest."

If you belonged to a political party or a social club that was tied to as much bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, violence, and sheer ignorance as religion is, you'd resign in protest.



Bill Maher Quotes: "If a fourteen year-old can deliver your message, it's not because he's gifted. It's because intellectually, you're a child."

If a fourteen year-old can deliver your message, it's not because he's gifted. It's because intellectually, you're a child.



Bill Maher Quotes: "I'm not a Christian, but I have read his book."

I'm not a Christian, but I have read his book.





Bill Maher Quotes: "We're a complacent society, hard to get riled up in the first place, and then when we do, it's misdirected."

We're a complacent society, hard to get riled up in the first place, and then when we do, it's misdirected.



Bill Maher Quotes: "Brave Americans in past wars didn't die for the actual flag--they died for the freedom it represents, including the freedom to burn it."

Brave Americans in past wars didn't die for the actual flag--they died for the freedom it represents, including the freedom to burn it.



Bill Maher Quotes: "America is bad at discriminating between danger likely to strike again, and red herrings, the freaking helpings of disaster that no man or plan can prevent."

America is bad at discriminating between danger likely to strike again, and red herrings, the freaking helpings of disaster that no man or plan can prevent.



Bill Maher Quotes: "Every day in America is a day with a shooting."

Every day in America is a day with a shooting.



Bill Maher Quotes: "I don't respect thinking that is dangerous, prejudicial, childish, and could get me killed."

I don't respect thinking that is dangerous, prejudicial, childish, and could get me killed.



Bill Maher Quotes: "Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings who don't have all the answers to think that they do."

Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings who don't have all the answers to think that they do.



Bill Maher Quotes: "Saying someone is religious is heard in most of America as a compliment, a reassuring affirmation that someone will be moral, ethical, and after a few glasses of wine, a freak in the bedroom."

Saying someone is religious is heard in most of America as a compliment, a reassuring affirmation that someone will be moral, ethical, and after a few glasses of wine, a freak in the bedroom.




Bill Maher Quotes: "This is the opposite of the free market."

This is the opposite of the free market.



Bill Maher Quotes: "We were asked to do very little, and we responded. That's the bargain we tacitly make with our presidents: we won't ask too much of you, if you don't ask too much of us."

We were asked to do very little, and we responded. That's the bargain we tacitly make with our presidents: we won't ask too much of you, if you don't ask too much of us.




Bill Maher Quotes: "Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?"

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?



Bill Maher Quotes: "Fascism is when corporations become the government."

Fascism is when corporations become the government.



Bill Maher Quotes: "Americans today confuse freedom with not being asked to sacrifice. The fact that you can't have everything you want exactly when you want it has somehow become un-American."

Americans today confuse freedom with not being asked to sacrifice. The fact that you can't have everything you want exactly when you want it has somehow become un-American.



Bill Maher Quotes: "I don't want to say Monsanto is evil right off the bat, but why is Monsanto so evil?"

I don't want to say Monsanto is evil right off the bat, but why is Monsanto so evil?



Bill Maher Quotes: "Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'"

Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'



Bill Maher Quotes: "Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit!"

Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit!




Bill Maher Quotes: "And, corny as it may sound, I do cherish the bond between me and the audience, the minority that follows my stuff and always makes me glad it's us against the world."

And, corny as it may sound, I do cherish the bond between me and the audience, the minority that follows my stuff and always makes me glad it's us against the world.



Bill Maher Quotes: "To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I agree'."

To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I agree'.



Bill Maher Quotes: "To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity."

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.



Bill Maher Quotes: "What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country."

What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country.



Bill Maher Quotes: "Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them."

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.



Bill Maher Quotes: "Men are only as loyal as their options."

Men are only as loyal as their options.



Bill Maher Quotes: "I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?"

I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?



Bill Maher Quotes: "The real axis of evil in America is the genius of our marketing and the gullibility of our people."

The real axis of evil in America is the genius of our marketing and the gullibility of our people.



Bill Maher Quotes: "If we stopped calling it profiling and started calling it "proactive intelligence screening" or "high alert detecting", people would be saying "Well, it's about time"."

If we stopped calling it profiling and started calling it "proactive intelligence screening" or "high alert detecting", people would be saying "Well, it's about time".



Bill Maher Quotes: "I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally."

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.



Bill Maher Quotes: "You know, if you're an American and you're born at this time in history especially, you're lucky. We all are. We won the world history Powerball lottery."

You know, if you're an American and you're born at this time in history especially, you're lucky. We all are. We won the world history Powerball lottery.



Bill Maher Quotes: "You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash."

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.



Bill Maher Quotes: "If you think you have it tough, read history books."

If you think you have it tough, read history books.