It's always consoling to know that today's Christmas gifts are tomorrow's garage sales.

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.

Laughter is an instant vacation.

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.

The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired.

Laughter is the best medicine in the world.

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Hidup harus terus berlanjut, tidak peduli seberapa menyakitkan atau membahagiakan, biar waktu yg menjadi obat

My very first tattoo was for my dog, Zora, who died in my arms in New York. Right where her heart stopped beating I got a "Z".

We march up, moody or good-tempered soldiers - we reach the zone where the front begins and become on the instant human animals.

The love of life is the root of all good.

I have had the hardihood to say that Swaraj could not be granted even by God.

I'm fond of online testimonials: people writing about their experiences with ghosts or drugs or bad boyfriends.

I don't like drugs. I think cocaine is a very bad, habit-forming bore. It's about the most boring drug ever invented.

Rediscover the joy of believing.

I'm a boots girl. I always wear boots. They only look better when they get dirty.

Bosom upon my counsel; You'll find it wholesome.