You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

She is the crescendo, the final, astonishing work of God. Woman. In one last flourish creation comes to a finish with Eve. She is the Master's finishing touch.

Omnia Mutantur, Nihil Interit. 'Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.

What are you worrying about? You are born to die anyway.

Quality is remembered long after price is forgotten.

People who have experienced nothing love to tell stories while people who have experienced a great deal suddenly have no stories to tell at all.

I don't want to sell my music. I'd like to give it away because where I got it, you didn't have to pay for it.

Plots and character don't make life. Life is here and now, anytime you say the word, anytime you let her rip.

I became the stage for the great argument between Nietzsche and Rousseau. I was the extra ready to take on all the roles.

Courage is virtue which champions the cause of right.

Measures, not men, have always been my mark.