You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

التصالح مع الذات يزيل الحقد والحسد فيمتليء القلب محبة وسلاماreconciliation with oneself removes hate & envy so the heart is filled with love and peace

I will be the one to leave you.

The dreams and passions stored within hearts are powerful keys which can unlock a wealth of potential.

Words, for me, don't have as much contextual leeway as sound.

I feel like I've been watching Irwin Corey forever. I saw him in the 1950s, and I thought he was old then.

Patience is the strongest of strong drinks; for it kills the giant despair.

Wishin' was dyin' but I gotta make it all this way to that bed on these feet.

Face the simple fact before it comes involved. Solve the small problem before it becomes big.

There is no book so bad...that it does not have something good in it.

I think women have to change their hairstyle from time to time.