You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

Second class travel is better than third class walking.

I mistrust all systematizers and avoid them. the will to a system is a lack of integrity.

My girls are great at making fun of Dad. They're never impressed with anything I do. I love that. I hope that never changes.

People will become what you think of them. See them for their beauty and they will rise up. See them for their darkness, and they will fall.

If I hadn't gone through some of the painful experiences in my life, I would not be me.

Aleppo is a disaster. It's a humanitarian nightmare.

Keep faith, trust to love, fight with honor, but fight to win.

You must have dreams and goals if you are ever going to achieve anything in this world.

If it should happen you wake up and Armageddon has come, lie still.

I'm a homebody, as many writers are, and need to be by myself, and I like to be by the Atlantic Ocean.