You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

Sometimes, the answer is right outside your door...so open it & see things in a new light

Those who unlock your compassion are those to whom you've been assigned.

Feelings will come and go, but you are always responsible for your actions.

Go to the Scriptures... the joyful promises it contains will be a balsam to all your troubles.

Only an individual can imagine, invent, or create. The whole audience of art is an audience of individuals.

I waver between a cop-out agnostic and principled atheism

Law school has been described as a place for the accumulation of learning. First-year students bring some in; third-year students take none away. Hence it accumulates.

. . . is it to be understood that the principles of the Declaration of Independence bear no relation to half of the human race?

I like that when you create you really do create with a very small group of people, and in that space, before it goes out to all these people, that's what I love.

The root of war is fear.