You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

Failures are the stairs we climb to reach success.

I could say the last of my doubts about taking the house vanished right there, but it wouldn’t be true. They did, however, close their suitcases and check the bus schedule.

Sarah turned around and there standing just a few feet from her was the legend himself, and he was far from disappointing.

Being professional is just really clearly the way to go and helps you on the road to longevity.

I just want to be able to keep my house and pay for my son's school tuition in Los Angeles.

The idea of social justice is that the state should treat different people unequally in order to make them equal.

That prose is a verse, and verse is a prose; convincing all, by demonstrating plain – poetic souls delight in prose insane

Go let thy less than woman's hand Assume the distaff not the brand.

If there is a witness to my little life,To my tiny throes and struggles,He sees a fool;And it is not fine for gods to menace fools.

Our destiny is to live out what we think, because unless we live what we know, we do not even know it.