You can be passionate about anything.

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

If you can see it, you can achieve it. God helps those who helps themselves. Power is in the act of humility.

True artists unburden their envies and work toward encouraging amateurs.

Every time you empty your vessel of that energy, fresh new energy comes flooding in.

We live in a world where everything is connected. We can not longer think in terms of us and them when it comes to the consequences of the way we live. Today it's all about WE.

Our whole educational problem suffers from a one-sided approach to the child who is to be educated, and from an equally one-sided lack of emphasis on the uneducatedness of the educator.

Ignore the mean voice in your head. It never does any good - ever.

I can't stand making records.

This is the way photography can be cruel... in the sense that it describes everything, even the things we are not necessarily aware we're revealing.

Everything is made of one hidden stuff.

There are secret opportunities hidden inside every failure.