You called me at four thirty-four....I hate four thirty-four. I think four thirty-four should be banned and replaced with something more reasonable, like, say, nine twelve.

I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.

You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt

I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja.

Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt

I stood and walked around the desk so I could stand over him. Menacingly. Like Darth Vader, only with better lung capacity.

He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought.

Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.

If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.

You rented the apartment with a dead guy in the corner?” I shrugged. “I wanted the apartment, and I figured I could cover him up with a bookcase or something.

My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up.- Charley Davidson

We only labor to stuff the memory, and leave the conscience and the understanding unfurnished and void.

What is even more important than developing intuition is cultivating the sense of adventure and discovery in life.

Be like a flower that gives its fragrance even to the hand that crushed it.

No author ever drew a character consistent to human nature, but he was forced to ascribe to it many inconsistencies.

Lamborghini is refinement, luxury and perfection.

Some were beggars, some were kings, and some were masters of the arts. But in their shame they're all the same, these men with broken hearts.

What can that man fear who takes care to please a Being that is able to crush all his adversaries?

You should not believe your conscience and your feelings more than the word which the Lord who receives sinners preaches to you.

We made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

A glance, a word -- and joy or pain befalls.... How slight the links are in the chain that binds us to our destiny!