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Darynda Jones, First Grave On The Right Quotes: "You called me at four thirty-four....I hate four thirty-four. I think four thirty-four should be banned and replaced with something more reasonable, like, say, nine twelve."

You called me at four thirty-four....I hate four thirty-four. I think four thirty-four should be banned and replaced with something more reasonable, like, say, nine twelve.




Darynda Jones, First Grave On The Right Quotes: "The woman eyed Ubie a moment before grabbing a pen and writing down the dates I had. Ubie eyed her back. Sparks flew."

The woman eyed Ubie a moment before grabbing a pen and writing down the dates I had. Ubie eyed her back. Sparks flew.



Darynda Jones, First Grave On The Right Quotes: "Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt"

Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt



Darynda Jones, First Grave On The Right Quotes: "He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought."

He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought.




Darynda Jones, First Grave On The Right Quotes: "You rented the apartment with a dead guy in the corner?” I shrugged. “I wanted the apartment, and I figured I could cover him up with a bookcase or something."

You rented the apartment with a dead guy in the corner?” I shrugged. “I wanted the apartment, and I figured I could cover him up with a bookcase or something.



Darynda Jones, First Grave On The Right Quotes: "Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, thatreason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to believe."

Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, thatreason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to believe.



Darynda Jones, First Grave On The Right Quotes: "I stood and walked around the desk so I could stand over him. Menacingly. Like Darth Vader, only with better lung capacity."

I stood and walked around the desk so I could stand over him. Menacingly. Like Darth Vader, only with better lung capacity.




Darynda Jones, First Grave On The Right Quotes: "I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja."

I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja.



Darynda Jones, First Grave On The Right Quotes: "A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. —STEVEN WRIGHT"

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. —STEVEN WRIGHT



Darynda Jones, First Grave On The Right Quotes: "My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up.- Charley Davidson"

My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up.- Charley Davidson



Darynda Jones, First Grave On The Right Quotes: "Why do you suppose I’m here?” I asked him. Angel. A thirteen-year-old departed gangbanger. “Just ’cause you’re supposed to be, I guess."

Why do you suppose I’m here?” I asked him. Angel. A thirteen-year-old departed gangbanger. “Just ’cause you’re supposed to be, I guess.



Darynda Jones, First Grave On The Right Quotes: "You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt"

You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt




Darynda Jones, First Grave On The Right Quotes: "You do have a tendency to severe spinal cords.""Only for you."

You do have a tendency to severe spinal cords.""Only for you.



Darynda Jones, First Grave On The Right Quotes: "That took balls.""Please, " I said with a snort, "that took ovaries. Of which I have two."

That took balls.""Please, " I said with a snort, "that took ovaries. Of which I have two.



Darynda Jones, First Grave On The Right Quotes: "Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off."

Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.



Darynda Jones, First Grave On The Right Quotes: "If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning."

If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.



Darynda Jones, First Grave On The Right Quotes: "Never wait for your muse. Train him/her to show up to work when you do by pushing on. It's a dominant submission thing."

Never wait for your muse. Train him/her to show up to work when you do by pushing on. It's a dominant submission thing.



Darynda Jones, First Grave On The Right Quotes: "I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels."

I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.