My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up.- Charley Davidson

I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.

You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt

I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja.

Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt

I stood and walked around the desk so I could stand over him. Menacingly. Like Darth Vader, only with better lung capacity.

You called me at four thirty-four....I hate four thirty-four. I think four thirty-four should be banned and replaced with something more reasonable, like, say, nine twelve.

He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought.

Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.

If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.

You rented the apartment with a dead guy in the corner?” I shrugged. “I wanted the apartment, and I figured I could cover him up with a bookcase or something.

I learned very early the difference between knowing the name of something and knowing something.

Hope is not the conviction that something will turn out well but the certainty that something makes sense, regardless of how it turns out.

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was child.

If the goal is doing good stuff and working with your friends ... if you’re doing that then you’re succeeding.

My real father was a portrait painter. I went to a lot of auctions as a kid and galleries.

If I were blind, I'd wear a blindfold all the time.

There is nothing holy nor sacred to those who have abandoned God and reason in order to follow their perverse desires.

I thought of myself as kind of an anarchist all my whole adult life, from the days when I was 15 or 16.

Writing is seduction. Good talk is part of seduction. If not so, why do so many couples who start the evening at dinner wind up in bed?

Modesty isn't always a virtue; it can be a hindrance; a careful measure of personal pride builds confidence and ensures success.