If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.

I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.

You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt

I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja.

Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt

I stood and walked around the desk so I could stand over him. Menacingly. Like Darth Vader, only with better lung capacity.

You called me at four thirty-four....I hate four thirty-four. I think four thirty-four should be banned and replaced with something more reasonable, like, say, nine twelve.

He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought.

Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.

You rented the apartment with a dead guy in the corner?” I shrugged. “I wanted the apartment, and I figured I could cover him up with a bookcase or something.

My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up.- Charley Davidson

Words are cheap. The biggest thing you can say is 'elephant'.

Who is more foolish the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light?

Italy is a divided country without a center.

I always knew America was all about guns. You go to the movies as a kid, everybody's got a gun.

Over the years I've had more and more of an association with Nashville.

A meaningful conceptual basis is always more important than vivid photographs, and vice versa.

Put two or three men in positions of conflicting authority. This will force them to work at loggerheads, allowing you to be the ultimate arbiter.

You don't understand. You're not a wave. You're part of the ocean.

I'm a designer of more than clothes. I am a designer of a very creative concept.

Anger is a wound gone mad.